Ek badshah ki BV ka naam “TUMHARI” tha

AIK SAWAAl

Ek badshah ki BV ka naam “TUMHARI” tha

Ek din badshah ne apni BV TUMHARI ko building k uper se dhakka de dia
or Tumhari neeche gir gai

or

phir Tmhari k uper hathi ne paon rakh dia or is trha Tmhari mar gai

Ab sawal ye hai k
HANSO MAT

JAWAAB DO

Interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?”

Ek pathan interview K lye gaya.

interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?”

pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi,
wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

jaryaan aur ehtelam,ka shartia elaj,,,,,,

Jigar ki garmi, masana ki garmi, jaryaan aur ehtelam,ka shartia elaj
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As Possible n Save Our......

A Belated Teachers’ Day …

Its A Humble Request
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“80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students.
So Plz

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BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible n Save Our
Teachers. . . ” =P ;->

Bas Aik Bar Kaha Tha K Main Tumhara Hoon

Meri Wafoon Ka Sach Hay Koi Shumaar Nahin
Magar Usay Tu Zara Sa Bhi Aitebaar Nahin

Bas Aik Bar Kaha Tha K Main Tumhara Hoon
Us Aik Din Say Mujhay Khud Pay Ikhtiyar Nahin

Yeh Aasman, Yeh Samandar, Yeh Rastay Besood
Kisi Ka Ishq Magar Zehan Par Sawar Nahin

Har Aik Baat Teri Baais-E-Musarrat Hai
Har Aik Lafz Magar Lafz-E-INTIZAAR Nahin

Main apnay Aap Hi Tum Say Rahoon Gi Door Magar
Bas Aik Bar Yeh Keh Do K Mujhay Pyaar Nahin

Sheikh ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

Sheikh ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya, sheikh neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila kion??
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Sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha.

Jaan ab Aahista Se Andar Daal do.

Girl:
Jaan Chote Sorakh Me Nahi, Barre Sorakh Me Daalo.

Boy:
Andhera Itna hai Sorakh Nazr He Nahi Aa Raha.

Girl:
Surakh pr Ungli Phero mehsoos Ho jae ga.

Boy:
Wah, Ungli se to Andhere Me B Sorakh Mil Gya.

Girl:
Jaan ab Aahista Se Andar Daal do.

Boy:
Poora Andar Chala Gya.

Uff!
Kitna Mushkil Hy Andhere Me
Headphone Ki Pin Mobile Me Lagana.

MORAL:
Always think positive.