Sheikh ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

Sheikh ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya, sheikh neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila kion??
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Sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha.

Jaan ab Aahista Se Andar Daal do.

Girl:
Jaan Chote Sorakh Me Nahi, Barre Sorakh Me Daalo.

Boy:
Andhera Itna hai Sorakh Nazr He Nahi Aa Raha.

Girl:
Surakh pr Ungli Phero mehsoos Ho jae ga.

Boy:
Wah, Ungli se to Andhere Me B Sorakh Mil Gya.

Girl:
Jaan ab Aahista Se Andar Daal do.

Boy:
Poora Andar Chala Gya.

Uff!
Kitna Mushkil Hy Andhere Me
Headphone Ki Pin Mobile Me Lagana.

MORAL:
Always think positive.

Mere lun me cho*t kisne dali hai?

Ek andha larki ko chod raha tha k
Achanak P0LiCE aa gai. Andha cheekhne laga
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Mere lun me choot kisne dali hai?

Barish ki bundo me tri yd ati ha,

Sheikh Lrka: Gehray badlon me tri yad ati ha,

Sawan k ane me tri yad ati ha,

Barish ki bundo me tri yd ati ha,

Lrki: Han mjy yd ha teri chatri deni hai bkwas na kr,

So i m sending u just 1 joke...

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But i cant send u all of them,

It wil take lots n lots of time...

So i m sending u just 1 joke...

"U r so sweet...":-)

Taras rahi hain jo teri deed ko raat se..

Taras rahi hain jo teri deed ko raat se..
" B¡£Ä£ "

Wo beqrar ankhain SUBAH KA SALAM kehti hain....,,,

Mahol Sogwar tha Too 1 Marasi Bola

Marasiyon ka Baba mrny wala tha
Us k gird sb khamosh Bethy Thy

Mahol Sogwar tha

Too 1 Marasi Bola

Welay Bethay ho
Jidon tk Baba Mrda Nai toolkee he waja lo

Mujhe kiya pata tha Tumhari Shadi Mujh Se Ho jayegi.

Biwi:
Tum to kehte thay Shadi k baad bhi Mujhe pyar karo ge mera khayal rakho ge
Shohar:
Sorry Yaar! Mujhe kiya pata tha Tumhari Shadi Mujh Se Ho jayegi.

DOST chala geya or jate hue kehne lga

What is love??

1 andhi Larki thi jise siwaye apne DOST k hr kisi se nafrat thi

DOST b bohat MOHBBAT krta tha

Wo usy kehti thi
Ma tum se tb SHADI krongi jb meri aankhon me roshni a jae gi

Phir u hua k Larki ko kisi ne aankhein dalwadi

Usy dekh kr hairat hui k us ka DOST b aandha hy

DOST ne Lrki se poocha kya ab tum mujh se SHADI krogi

Larki ne inkar ker dia

DOST chala geya or jate hue kehne lga

dost


Meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna

Gum Ye Nai K Wo Mujhe Chor Gaya

Alvida Keh K Jb Wo Chal Diye,
In Aankhon Ne Sare Hasin Khwab Kho Diye,
Gum Ye Nai K Wo Mujhe Chor Gaya
Dard To Tab Hua Jb Alvida Kehty Kehty Wo Khud Ro Diye.

Bartan mera? Doodh mera?

Husband or wife Talaaq k baad,,

Husband: Bacha mera hai ,

Wife: Waah Ji Waah ??

Bartan mera? Doodh mera?

Thori si malae kia daal di, poora Pappu tera....!!

Wehm h or wehm rhy ga.

Teacher: Bacho past prsnt Or future tense ki koi misal dain Jesy k Main khubsurt thi, Khubsurt hu. Khubsurt rhon gi.
BCHA: Apko wehm tha. Wehm h or wehm rhy ga.

1 Teeli Se 3 CIGERATE jalana......

Father:
Tum ne university k 4 saalon main Sub se Mushkil kaam kon sa seekha ?

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Son:
Taiz Hawa mein 1 Teeli Se 3 CIGERATE jalana.

Muje kya pata tha k..........

Larke ne larki se Sex khatm kiya hi tha k larki boli:
Tumhari Bansuri boht choti hai

Larka:

Muje kya pata tha k
National stadium mein bajani paregi.

Jadugar: Tujhe gand me ungli mahsos hui

Päpu Jädugar se: Mujhe jadu dikhao

Jadugar: Apni pant utar k jhuko

Jadugar: Tujhe gand me ungli mahsos hui
Papu:Han

Jadugar:dekho mere Dön0 haath ooper han.

Manjji cho0on cho0on karti hai..

Na janay wo neend k nashay mein itna kaise doob jatay hein

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Hum to karwat b badalty hain to Manjji cho0on cho0on karti hai..!gud nite

Na ye malom krna hy k halaat kesy hain,

Zra thehro...!
Chaly jana...!
Mjhy kuch tmse kehna hy,

Boht wqt nhi lena,

Mukhtasir c bat krni hy,

Na dukh apny sunany hain,

Na koi fryad krni hy,

Na ye malom krna hy k halaat kesy hain,

Tmhary hmsafar tmhary sath kesy hain,

Na ye malom krna hy k din rat kesy hain,

Mjhy bs itna hi kehna hy,
K

Tmhari LIGHT a gai kya?

hmari to gai hoi hy...:-)

2 mint bad us ki lovr ka reply ata hai.

1 din ek boy ko pata chala k wo 3 min me mar jaega,
So he msgs his lov and his frnd
"meray pas aao ma jaraha hn"

2 mint bad us ki lovr ka reply ata hai.

"whr r u going dear,
Im busy.me nhe a sakti so go widout me"

boy buhat hurt hota hy,usi lamhey usey apny frnd ka msg milta hy....
"kahan jaa raha hy jigar Ruk ma aa raha hun sth chaltay hain.

"boy smiles, his eyes close, his heart stops nd he died... I love all my friends

Enjoy Baghair Libaas k kerta hai.

Insan sub sey Ziyada Paisay Apne Libaas pe Kharch karta hai

Aur

Sub se Ziyada Enjoy Baghair Libaas k kerta hai.

Admi:khan sb Ghady ko

1 Pthan ka Gadha apni jga se hil nhi rha tha
Pthan ko ghusa aya usne Gadhy ko goli mar di?
Admi:khan sb Ghady ko
Q mara?
Pthan:Zaat ka khota or zid pthano wali

Luv is wen i sit at da last bench of the ....

Luv defined by a skool boy,


Luv is wen i sit at da last bench of the
clas & feel vry special wen she turns bck & looks at me only 2
cnfrm dat m present r nt.

Tu teh apni jan bacha le...

Sardar galti se samunder me gir gaya.... \
Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....
use pakar kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja
u teh apni jan bacha le...

Loan to dete hein mager Wapas 4%

Loan chahy jahan se bi lein,
SOOD to dena parega,
Chahe Bank se Lein,
Ya
Phir Telecom Service like :Ufone,Telenor,
& Jazz.
Ye sab aap ko
Ufone 15,Telenor 3,
Jazz 5Rs
Loan to dete hein mager Wapas 4%

SOOD k saath:
15.60, 3.12, 5.20 Rs lete hY.

Aur
SOOD chahe 0.01 Paise ka ho SOOD to SOOD hota hY.
or wo ALLAH oR us k NABI P.B.U.H k saath Khuli Jung hY.

Ye sab aap ko Ufone 15,Telenor 3,

Loan chahy jahan se bi lein,
SOOD to dena parega,
Chahe Bank se Lein,
Ya
Phir Telecom Service like :Ufone,Telenor,
& Jazz.
Ye sab aap ko
Ufone 15,Telenor 3,
Jazz 5Rs
Loan to dete hein mager Wapas 4%

SOOD k saath:
15.60, 3.12, 5.20 Rs lete hY.

Aur
SOOD chahe 0.01 Paise ka ho SOOD to SOOD hota hY.
or wo ALLAH oR us k NABI P.B.U.H k saath Khuli Jung hY.

Dosti jeene ki Wajah ban jati he.

Koi kehta he Dosti Nasha ban jati he,
Koi kehta he Dosti Saza ban jati he,


Par Dosti kro agar Sache Dil se to,
Dosti jeene ki Wajah ban jati he.

***** Bewafa *****

YAAD Ker K Aur Bhi Takleef Hoti Hai

"BILÄL"



Akhir Us Ki Khatir Mare Ansu Kyun Gire. ( ',')/ Oye tujh /)") pata ha.


***** Bewafa *****

Mere zehn me Teri fikr ho

"Ay Khuda"
Koi zabt de na jalal de
Mujhe sirf itna kamal de
Me har aik ki sada banun
K zamana meri misaal de
Teri rehmaton ka nazol ho
Meri mehnaton ka sila mile
Muje mal o zar ki hawas na ho
Mujhe bus tu rizq e halal de
Mere zehn me Teri fikr ho
Meri saans me Tera zikr ho
Tera khouf meri nijat ho
Sabhi khof dil se nikal de
Teri bargah me Ay Khuda
meri roz o shab hai yahi dua
Tu Rahim hai Tu Karim hai
Tu sabhi bala'on ko tal de.
(Ameen). .

Pairon ki DhooL Hon..!c

Matti sy Bana tha..!
Matti hi Ban jaun ga..!

is sy Aagy na kuch kr paya..!
Na kr paun ga..!

Rota Hua Aaya tha..!
RuLata Hua jaun ga.!

Pairon ki DhooL Hon..!
Hawaon mai Bikhar jaun ga..!

Jab Dunia teri Chor kr!
Yahan se jaun ga.!

Dekh Lena Dostooo?


Tum ko Boht yaad Aaun Ga
"I l0ve u Dosto":

Thandi hawayeñ aur bheegi zameen hai,

Mosam to dekho kitna haseen hai.

Thandi hawayeñ aur bheegi zameen hai,

Yaad aa rahi haiñ aap ki kuch baataiñ,

Aap bhi yaad kar rahay honge itna yaqeen hai!

GHAM me Dard hai, Dard me MAZA hai,

Kisi ne bhool k

Mujse Poch lia k,
Aj Kaise ho?

Main ne kaha,

Zindgi me GHAM hen,

GHAM me Dard hai,

Dard me MAZA hai,

Or

Main,

"MAZE me hon..!"

Mai pooch betha Kya hal tera

"WASI SHAH"
"Ye Yaad nhi kab
pyar huwa

"Bas yad raha
Mujhe pyar huwa

"Jab pyar huwa
Sab bhool gaye

"Ek yad raha
Bas naam tera

"Ham masjid
mandir bhool gaey

"Muje yad rha
Bs sath tera

"Kuch saalon bad
Wo ham se mily

Mai pooch betha
Kya hal tera

Wo hans k bolay
Ay pagal

Tu ye to bta kya
NAAM TERA

Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k

Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K
"Jaam" Mein "Zehar" hai "


BEWAFA
Lekin.!

Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k
HuM Thukra Na Skay...

2 dafa karloon to apne baap ki bi nhi sunta,

Main aek dafa Comittmint karloon to phir apne aap ki bi nhi sunta,

2 dafa karloon to apne baap ki bi nhi sunta,

3 dafa karloon to sala meri koi nhi sunta:-)

Zara Apni Wali Ka Numbr To Dena,

Yeh Dil Buhat Udaas Hai,

Koi Apna Nahi Pass Hai,

Hr Waqat Boring Sa Ehsas Hai,

Zara Apni Wali Ka Numbr To Dena,

Suna Hy Bachi Buht Out class Hai.

"Zameen" pe nishan reh jay"

"Daag-E-Sujood agar teri "Peshani" pe hua to kya"

"Koi aisa sajda b kr k "Zameen" pe nishan reh jay"

"j¡n ko s¡rf sochty he¡n to saar¡.......

"k¡s tarhan khatam kare¡n un say apna r¡shta

"B¡£Ä£"

"j¡n ko s¡rf sochty he¡n to saar¡ dun¡ya ko bhool jate he¡n"...

ki misal aik achi " khushboo"

"Aik achy "Dost"
ki misal aik achi " khushboo" ki tarha hay k jab b Aap usko yaad karoge to Aapko uski mehak Aayegi"

"Hai" "Ek" ""DUA"" "Ki" "Tarah"!

"Main" "Kis" "Tarah" "Mita" "Sakon" "Ga" "Us" "Ka" "Naam" "Dil" "Se" "",,,,,

"Jo"
"Mere" "Labon" "Pe" "Saja" "Hai" "Ek" ""DUA"" "Ki" "Tarah"!

Ab ap hns rhe hen qk ap bewqof ban gye hen.

~Dunya ki 5 heran-kun hqiqten.
Hqiqt1:
Ap apni saans rok k apne eyes ko close ni kr skte.

Hqiqt 2:
Pehli hqiqt prhne k bad tmam bewqof ye krne ki koshsh kren ge.
Hqiqt 3:
Hqiqt 1 ghlat hai.
Hqiqt 4:
Ab ap hns rhe hen qk ap bewqof ban gye hen.
Hqiqt 5:
Ab ap apne doston ko b bewaqof bnayen ge..

Woh Bhi Aa Bethay Thay,,,,,,,

Ajeeb
Kashmakash

Thee Kay Jaan Kis Ko Dein
Woh Bhi Aa Bethay Thay

Aur Mout Bhi,, ,"Bilal",

Hum to bas itna chahte hai,,,,,,,,,

Hum ye nahi kahete k koi Tere liye dua na mange,

":mohsin":"

Hum to bas itna chahte hai k Koi dua me Tujhe na mange....

Hawwa Ki Beti Ko BeParda Daikh Kar.

Kaisay Dour-E-Jahalat Mein Gee Rahey Hein Hum

Yahan Aadam Ka Beta Lutf Andoz Hota Hay,
Hawwa Ki Beti Ko BeParda Daikh Kar.
A Silent Msg 4 all.

"Kuch saalon bad Wo ham se mily

"WASI SHAH"
"Ye Yaad nhi kab
pyar huwa

"Bas yad raha
Mujhe pyar huwa

"Jab pyar huwa
Sab bhool gaye

"Ek yad raha
Bas naam tera

"Ham masjid
mandir bhool gaey

"Muje yad rha
Bs sath tera

"Kuch saalon bad
Wo ham se mily

Mai pooch betha
Kya hal tera

Wo hans k bolay
Ay pagal

Tu ye to bta kya
NAAM TERA

Na Rakh, Mery Doston Ko itna Masroof....

AY KHUDA...!

Aisa Na Ho K Meri JaaN Nikal Jay Or Unhain Khabr Tk Na ho...!!

Qasam se pepsi wala nahi hai:-(

Kia koi mere sawal ka jawab de ga?
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Qasam se pepsi wala nahi hai:-(
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Bus ye bata do k
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Munni kiun badnaam hui?:-

Ghor se msg parhne ka shukriya.

British news paper ne aj k paper me ye inkishaf kia he k dr.imran farooq ko muttaheda ki qaydat ne qatal kerwaya he q k imran farooq k pas aik eham raaz tha or wo fox news pr a kr ye batana chatay the k mujhe pata h k kis ne kaha tha pepsi pr 5 rupay kam kr do. Ghor se msg parhne ka shukriya.

Ye Ada'ain kar Na dalen,.....

Wo hata rahy hain Parda,

Sar-e-Aam Chupke Chupke,

Koi qatal ho raha hai,

Dar-e-baam Chupke Chupke,

Ye jhuki jhuki Nigahen,

ye haseen haseen Ishary,

kahein Le Na jayen Shayd,

Meri jaan Chupke Chupke,

kabhi Shokhiyan dikhana,

kabhi Unka Muskurana,

ye Ada'ain kar Na dalen,

Mera kaam Chupke Chupke,

Ye jo Hichkiyan Musalsal,

Mujhe Aa rahi hain,MOHSIN

Koi Ly raha hai Shayd,

Mera Naam Chupke Chupke... Zahid

Chaho to besbab chaho humain warna,

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Pani ki lehron pe hurf-e-bayan likhna choor do,

Sahil pe rait k kachy makaan banana chor do,

Chaho to besbab chaho humain warna,

Meri mano to chaht k asbab banana choor do,

Zamana nam hay mushkilon or nafraton ka,

Mere liye zamana ya mujhy zamany

Wo Jo Door Hoye To Kuch Mohabbat

Fasley Ghta Detey Hain Dilon Mei Nafraton Ko, "SONU"
Wo Jo Door Hoye To Kuch Mohabbat
Si Honey Lagi......
SUBAH-E-BEKHAR

Childrensday & HaPpY Birthday,

2011 is coming....

Wish You a Very

HaPpY NeW YeaR

&

HaPpY Valentine Day,
HaPpY Basant ,
HaPpY 14 august,
HaPpY Friendship,

HaPpY....

Mother,

Father,

Daadaa,

Daadi,

Naanaa,

Naani,

TeacherS

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Childrensday
&
HaPpY Birthday,

365 GooD MorninGs
365 GooD Afternoons,
365 GooD Evenings
&
365 GooD Night.
Saalaa Roz ka Draamaa hi Khatammm.

Rubri ka maza aaey ga. . . .D:

* agar nazlay Or khansi k sath sath namkeen balgum aarha hO

tOu thOri cheeni khalen ussay aap kO rubri ka maza aaey ga. . . .D:


~~Raza~~

Tail, I watch a movie.

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

-As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day,

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

All i want you is to be courageous.

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
C
I wish you is best of luck in your exams

To confirm goto site

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

Exams wil get postponed!”

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Pehle ye batao exam Paper kab hai?

Hum ne pucha k 1000 pages ki book kitne din main parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 months,
Doctor: 2 months,
Lawyer: 1 month,
Prof: 1 week,
Student: Pehle ye batao exam Paper kab hai?

Summer holidays 50,Days left 263

WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

Jug bhar hum likhte hain

Samandar sa sylabus hy

Nadi jitna hum prhty hain

Baalti bhar yad hota hy

Jug bhar hum likhte hain

Chullu bhr marks miltey hain

jis me hm doob marte hain;-)

jharu nd waiper chupa dyn.

Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phly
GHAR Ki sB chaplz , jharu nd waiper chupa dyn.
A msg 4rm

‘SSF’

‘SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION’ ;->

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,

~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty “Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty”
~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty”

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.

Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty…

Is Baar Pass Kara De Next Time Zaruur Parhoonga … ;->

Paper Se Pehle Ki
“DUA”

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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga … ;->

Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage

Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya

bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting

Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya

kia bataon ‘JAn|x’ paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya… ;->

Neeche kuch nhi hai.

The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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Neeche kuch nhi hai.

C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

Warriors. Wakeup..

It’s Time 4 D Battle!

Refill Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

War Begins In 17 Days..!

Tick Tock Mind Block Pen Stop

Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz?

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym’s Up
Oh Fu#K
Xams Suck
Stil Good Luck

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year

Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he

A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in xam-hall and says
” Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he ” ….

Kabhi viva na do Kyun Ke beizzati ke

~ MY SECRET OF SUCCESS ~

1: Kabhi top na karo verna log tum se jallney laggen gen.

2: Humesha late class mein jao is tarah har teacher tumhein yaad rakhe ga.

3: Agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh kar na jao.

4: Ziyada parhney se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai.

5: Kabhi viva na do Kyun Ke beizzati ke Do(2) number se izzat ke Zero(0) ache.

~BEST OF LUCk~ ~~

$1 What Any Fool Can

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Sem !!

Flowers will die, waters will dry,

I have a pen which is blue,
I have a friend which is you.
Flowers will die, waters will dry,
But our Friendship will never say Goodbye

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

6- Dream Of Touching Books

7 Things Students Do
During Exams Prep:
1- Sleeping
2- Eating
3- Texting
4- Watch Movies
5-Chat Wid Frends
6- Dream Of Touching Books
&
7- Ask Others

Kuch Parha

Janlewa Ho Sakta Hai............

Result Aa Gaya

Aisa Majak Engg Students K Sath Na Karen.
Janlewa Ho Sakta Hai

Student Union Dwara Janhit Me Zari..!

Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,

Atif Aslam Live In An Exam

Kuch Is Tarah…
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,

Answer Teray…Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody
Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy!
Kuch Estrha Tera Paper
Mere Paper C Milade

Kyun hai na matter of luck

No doubt exams r a matter of luck,

how?

“coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass”

Kyun hai na matter of luck

Special SmS Of exames

issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,

cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya

Waqt koi bill wasool na ho” Ameen

jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k

“Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi maekey gaye ho, uss k bachey bahar khailney ghaye hon aur ussey checking k waqt koi bill wasool na ho”
Ameen

Jis ka paper mujh sey chooot gya............

itney bharam tootey they ik aur bharam toot gya,

ussee subject pas huwa jis ka paper mujh sey chooot gya

JO kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahee

exams are the part of our daily routine life,

so ghabraney kee baat naheen jo kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahee

1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein

Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apney ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.

In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

The Law Sayz,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:-)

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Class Rooms R Like Train

1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches

Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Class Rooms R Like Train....................

Class Rooms R Like Train

c

Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me’:-)

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song

Guess.!

‘Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me’:-)

Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai

Student Problem

Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai

Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai

Parhen B To Kia Parhen

Har Page Pe Bachiön Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai!

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Chalta He Kya Karu Haye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY … ??

What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY … ???

.

.

.

.

.

S . Sleeping
T . Talking
c
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

So Study Hard … ;->

Bt Now They R Called

Long Back,
People Who Sacrificd Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot

Their Family Were Calld Saints.
Bt Now They R Called

“Students

Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein

=|| Sachae |||=

School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Aao Na
Teacher= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= Sharabi

Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result=Ghabrahat

Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna

SC :: Just Read All Ques

NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques….

SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams…

Unintentional And Purely Accidental…”

1st Line 2 Be Writeen In Exams:

“All The Answers Written Below Are Imagnary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely Accidental…”

Hoe Tu ShURu Tu NercErY se kRna hai;.(

paRh,paRh kaR kiA kRna ek dIn tu MaRna hAi,aGr mRne k bad dubaRa ZiNda Hoe Tu ShURu Tu NercErY se kRna hai;.(

Hoho… Likhte He Bakwas,

|?| Exam Anthem|?|

Hum Honge Kamyab, Hum Honge All Pass Ek Din,
Hoho… Likhte He Bakwas,
Fir B He Vishwas, Result Hoga Jhakas,
Hum Honge All Pass
Ek Din.

Hoho… Likhte He Bakwas,

|?| Exam Anthem|?|

Hum Honge Kamyab, Hum Honge All Pass Ek Din,
Hoho… Likhte He Bakwas,
Fir B He Vishwas, Result Hoga Jhakas,
Hum Honge All Pass
Ek Din.

Kameenay Parh Lay

Lets Play A GAME..

Its Very Interesting..

Ready?

3

2

1

START..

Kia Start?

Kameenay Parh Lay
Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.

Exams Horahe Hain

Answer sheet ko kr k Fold…

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold….
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!

Student kia jane Result kia hoga?

Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma… Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!!

Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt……..

Heart Touching Lines:

Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt……..

But the silence of a friend in the
examination hall brings
tears to the eyes……

SMILE is the best reaction in all situations.

SILENCE is D best answer 4 all questions.

SMILE is the best reaction in all situations.

Unfortunately BOTH never help in Viva & interview:-)

Most Decents English Poetry SmS

It is Love
that gives me purpose
to change and grow and learn.
It is Love that guides me on this path
and helps me choose each turn.

It is Love
that gives me courage
to stand against my fears;
to open up my heart to you,
to let you see my tears.

It is Love
that gives me trust and hope
when little thing go wrong.
When distance stands between us,
it is Love that keeps me strong.

It is Love
that offers harmony
and a friendship that is true.
How wonderful that I can share.

They all r precious in their way

~*~ OLD MEMORIES ~*~

I treasure sweet old memories
As the time goes swiftly by
A few bring smiles of happiness
And some tears to the eye

They all r precious in their way
Reopening the door of old
That have been shut these many years
What pictures they unfold

These dear old, sweet old memories
All play their special part
In bringing joy and opening up
The latch strings of the heart … (:->

Some things look better baby

It’s a human sign
When things go wrong
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation’s strong

Into the boundary
Of each married man
Sweet deceit comes calling
And negativity lands

Cold cold heart
Hard done by you
Some things look better baby
Just passing through

And it’s no sacrifice
Just a simple word
It’s two hearts living
In two separate worlds
But it’s no sacrifice
No sacrifice
It’s no sacrifice at all

I can see it inside my head

You’ve been given feeling to me all night
And I can’t leave unless you’re leaving with me tonight
Now it’s not difficult to tell you’re selecting
And I think you’re selecting me
To lead you – can’t you see?

I wanna leave with you gotta take you home
I can see it inside my head
That if I leave with you and I get you home
you’re gonne love what I do when I’m on top of you
when I’m on top of you

Dear till a’ the seas gang dry

my luve’s like a red red rose
that’s newly sprung in june
my luve’s like the melodie
that sweetly play’d in tune.
as fair art thou, my bonie lass
so deep in luve am I
and I will luve thee still, my
Dear
till a’ the seas gang dry
till a’ the seas gang dry, my
Dear,
And the rocks melt wi’ the sun
I will luve thee still, my Dear,
while the sands o’ life shall run.
And fair the whwwl a While
And I will come again, my Luve,
tho’ it were ten thousand mile…

” Dies When It Is Not Able To Share Its “

“A Heart” Dies When It Is Not Able To Share Its “Feelings….,

But A “Heart” Kills Itself When Another Heart Doesnt understand Its “Feeling”

Everyday, Waiting For A Sign

Silent Words Across A Screen.
How Could They Mean So Much To Me.
I Promised Myself I Would Not Cry.
Then A Silent Tear Falls From My Eye.

What Did I Do, What Did I Say,
To Make You Change Your Mind, The Day You Went Away.
Everyday, Waiting For A Sign
To Let Me Know, You Might Still Want To Be Mind.

Andother Day Comes And Goes,
I Want To Write, But I Can’t, I Know.
You Said You Needed Me More Than I Needed You,
Why Would You Say That, If You Knew It Wasn’t True?

Why Did You Say You Loved Me?
Then Turn Around And Set Me Free?
I Love You And Want You,
But I Know I Can’t Make You Love Me.

“Listen! The Wind Is Rising,

“October’s The Month
When The Smallest Breeze
Gives Us A Shower
Of Autumn Leaves.
Bonfires And Pumpkins,
Leaves Sailing Down -
October Is Red
And Golden And Brown.”
- Can Teach Songs

“Listen! The Wind Is Rising,
And The Air Is Wild With Leaves,
We Have Had Our Summer Evenings,
Now For October Eves!”
- Humbert Wolfe

Only The Stars Were Watching

It Was
14th Moon Night
Dark Calm All Around
Comlpete Silence
A Voice Was Heard
…………….Some One Was Saying Something
Under The Shade Of Moon
No One Was Awaiking
Birds Were Also Sleeping
Only The Stars Were Watching
…………………..They Were Twinkling
A Voice Was Still Hearing
There Was Some One
Under The Shade Of Moon

Yeah
…………………..That Was I Just I Under The Shade Of Moon

And I Am Just Just Praying For You!!!!!!!!!

Love Me When I’m Pretty,

Love Me In The Springtime,
When All Is Green & New,
Love Me In The Summer,
When The Sky Is Oh So Blue,
Love Me In The Autumn,
When The Leaves R Turning Brown,
Love Me In The Winter,
When The Snow Is Falling Down.
Love Me When I’m Happy,
And Even When I’m Sad,
Love Me When I’m Good,
Or When I’m Oh So Bad,
Love Me When I’m Pretty,
Or If My Face Is Plain,
Love Me When I’m Feeling Good,
Or When I’m Feeling Pain.
Love Me Always Darlin’,
In The Rain Or Shining Sun,
Love Me Always Darlin’,
Until All Our Life Is Through,
Love Me Always Darlin’,
For I’ll Be Lovin’ You.

Love Me When I’m Pretty,

Love Me In The Springtime,
When All Is Green & New,
Love Me In The Summer,
When The Sky Is Oh So Blue,
Love Me In The Autumn,
When The Leaves R Turning Brown,
Love Me In The Winter,
When The Snow Is Falling Down.
Love Me When I’m Happy,
And Even When I’m Sad,
Love Me When I’m Good,
Or When I’m Oh So Bad,
Love Me When I’m Pretty,
Or If My Face Is Plain,
Love Me When I’m Feeling Good,
Or When I’m Feeling Pain.
Love Me Always Darlin’,
In The Rain Or Shining Sun,
Love Me Always Darlin’,
Until All Our Life Is Through,
Love Me Always Darlin’,
For I’ll Be Lovin’ You.

I Find It Difficult To Carry On.

I Cry
Sometimes When I’m Alone
I Cry,
Cause I Am On My Own.
The Tears I Cry Are Bitter And Warm.
They Flow With Life But Take No Form
I Cry Because My Heart Is Torn.
I Find It Difficult To Carry On.

If I Had An Ear To Confiding,
I Would Cry Among My Treasured Friend,
But Who Do You Know That Stops That Long,
To Help Another Carry On.

The World Moves Fast And It Would Rather Pass By.
Then To Stop And See What Makes One Cry,
So Painful And Sad.
And Sometimes…
I Cry
And No One Cares About Why.

By the age of five, to school we go,

A life of dreams to yet unfold.
Each passing day as we grow old.
We are but one, as we learn to walk Still,
very little as we start to talk.
By the age of five, to school we go,
To learn much more that we don’t know.
As we hit ten, our world’s the books;
Just turn the page and take a look…

So positive is your poetry !

Pain ! Pain ! Pain

so positive is your poetry !

Meena

Doesn’t really matter
My heart wont shatter
What if I am alone

——Clap !

Let the wind whisper Sweet nothings,

I can survive,
And still jive
Though you are gone

Doesn’t really matter
My heart wont shatter
What if I am alone

Let the flowers bloom
Let the birds chirp
I wont drown in gloom

Let the wind whisper
Sweet nothings,
Let the cloud flirt

The fragrance,
the lilting melody
The nightly croon

Nothing can make me miss you
Nothing can sway

But…
it rained today…

Lost As A Snowflake In The Se

|*| Love Lost |*|

I Am Not Yours,
Not Lost In You,
Not Lost,
Although I Long To Be Lost As A Candle Lit At Noon,
Lost As A Snowflake In The Sea.
You Love Me, And
I Find You Still A Spirit Beautiful And Bright,
Yet I Am I, Who Long To Be Lost As A Light Is Lost In Light. Oh Plunge Me Deep In Love –
Put Out My Senses,
Leave Me Deaf And Blind, Swept By The Tempest Of Your Love,
A Taper In A Rushing Wind.

I paused for a moment n smiled.

It was an ordinary day
I was caught in my routine when
Suddenly something made me think of you.

I paused for a moment n smiled.

It was no longer an ordinary day….;->

Enough hope to keep you happy,

May you always have…
Enough happiness to keep you sweet,
Enough trials to keep you strong,
Enough sorrow to keep you human,
Enough hope to keep you happy,
Enough failure to keep you humble,
Enough success to keep you eager,
Enough friends to give you comfort,
Enough wealth to meet your needs,
Enough enthusiasm to look forward,
Enough determination to make
Each day better than yesterday!

Ur Melodious Voice Makes Me

There Was No One But You
I Have Not Seen Any One Like You
Who Loved Me More Than Love
With Never Ending Care From You
I Began To Love You
With Hundreds Of Reasons
You Will Not Believe It
How Much I Need You ..
Neither I Can Explain
Nor I Can Show It
I Urge To Have It
Till Last I Breathe..
I Will Love You ..
You Will Remain Silent In My Heart
Let Me Stay There Also
In Your Heart ..Some Where..
I Want To Get Mingle
With Those Lovely Beats ..
Ur Melodious Voice Makes Me
Feel Great Since That Time
I Love To Hear It
Those Emotions.. Ever I Got
Which Brought Colours
To My Universe
Took Me Into Another World
That Happiness , Being Loved
Still I Want That More ..
Your Love .. Your Care ..
Yesss ,, I Want More ..
The More I Want Ur Love
I Got Much Crazy Than Before …

Its majestic ness was lost

I dive down the sea
To get u a pearl
Its enchanting beauty caught me
When it was lying inside its shell
I picked it up just for you
But when I saw the shell it was all
Alone
Its majestic ness was lost
Its beauty was caught
I got back to present it to you
But found there nobody waiting for me
I felt just the same as the shell
I lost my pearl n I was same
Nothing without u just nothing. . . . .

But the biggest thrill of all,

Today when I signed online,
I was happy and pleased to see.
That in my incoming mail,
Was a letter from you to me.
I love the mails you send me
And all of the giggles too!
But the biggest thrill of all,
Was seeing it came from you.
Now we don’t talk that much
So letters and cards say it all.
But I want you to know they’re special
No matter how big or small.
So keep the e-mail coming
I love it ever so much.
And know its really appreciated,
Whenever you keep in touch!
Miss U

looking deep into those hazel eyes

I look up
as a tear rolls slowly
down my cheek
I think about better days
and wonder if I’ll feel that way again
you look at me
with those eyes I know so well
always serious, so deep and insightful
as though you’re always in control
But not today
not now
Now you look so scared
like for once you don’t have the answer
I gaze at you
looking deep into those hazel eyes
Hoping to understand
why you’ve said those things you did
I wonder for a moment
if this is all a dream
if I shall wake in the morning
and be relieved
you look at me
with a confusion I have never seen
slowly pull me towards you
and wipe the tears from my cheek
Suddenly in the distance, a shadow appears,
A tear rolls down my face and the image is clear.

When distance tends to keep us apart,

Good Night My Love!

As I am saying good night at the end of the day,
And you are not here, but many miles away,
My heart is so empty and so lonely inside,
As I wipe away a tear I am trying to hide.

I close my eyes and try to go to sleep,
But with the sadness inside I begin to weep.
Suddenly I remember what you once said to me,
Just meet me in the stars, waiting for you I will be.

When distance tends to keep us apart,
Remember I still hold you near in my heart.
When the night together, can’t be ours,
Just close your eyes and meet me in the stars.

Remembering those words, I begin to smile,
And gently close my eyes, lessening the miles.
I can see the stars, oh how beautifully arranged,
But you are not there, no hug to exchange.

I sit alone waiting, with hope in my heart,
No longer wanting to be kept apart.

So never MISS a chance to LIVE today

LIFE has no rewinds and forwards,

It unfolds itself at its own pace.

So never MISS a chance to LIVE today

to make a BEAUTIFUL story for TOMOROW

My biggest sadness-The distance!

My sweetest memory-UR msg!

My biggest sadness-The distance!

My biggest hope-i wil c u soon!

My strongest prayer-r relation continues 4ever

present is not… in that it

The past time has
departed, so that it no
longer is; and the future is
not in existence,
in that it has not yet
arrived. And even the
present is not… in that it
does not abide. For see-
ing that the present does
not stand fast, and does
not abide even for an in-
stant, how can it be said
to be present, when it
cannot stand fast for one
moment?

open your eyes, love and go on.”

“You can shed tears that she is gone,
or you can smile because she has lived.
You can close your eyes and pray that she’ll come back,
or you can open your eyes and see all she’s left.
Your heart can be empty because you can’t see her,
or you can be full of the love you shared.
You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday,
or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday.
You can remember her only that she is gone,
or you can cherish her memory and let it live on.
You can cry and close your mind,
be empty and turn your back.
Or you can do what she’d want:
smile, open your eyes, love and go on.”

इ have become paralaysed

can you see it in my eyes??

you dont knw how i m feelin
i have yet to vocalize
desire deep inside me
can you see it in my eyes??
i tremble when i m near you
heat travels up my thighs..and i want you with an urgency
that i just cant descirbe
dare i reachout to touch you ..do u think you’d realize
how much i want n need u
can you see it in my eyes
i long to say i luv u
but am scared of ur reply
terrified like a child
i have become paralaysed
the camaouflaged emotions lead to pain n slient cries
and yet i just cant tell u..
dont you see it in my eyes??
confessin through dis poem
my dilemma summarized

can you see it in my eyes

can you see it in my eyes??

you dont knw how i m feelin
i have yet to vocalize
desire deep inside me
can you see it in my eyes??
i tremble when i m near you
heat travels up my thighs..and i want you with an urgency
that i just cant descirbe
dare i reachout to touch you ..do u think you’d realize
how much i want n need u
can you see it in my eyes
i long to say i luv u
but am scared of ur reply
terrified like a child
i have become paralaysed
the camaouflaged emotions lead to pain n slient cries
and yet i just cant tell u..
dont you see it in my eyes??
confessin through dis poem
my dilemma summarized

V never like what v have,

V never have what v like,
V never like what v have,
Still v live,luv,n hope that sum day v’ll get what v luv,
Or luv what v have.
That’s life!!!

But it is necessary for all

SHAKESPEARE SAYS,
“It is not necessary to share
everything between true friends.
But it is necessary
that what you share must be true.”

“It is not necessary to share

SHAKESPEARE SAYS,
“It is not necessary to share
everything between true friends.
But it is necessary
that what you share must be true.”

The Sweetest words ever said

The Sweetest words ever said
by a lover to his love:
I am jealous of the people you ever hugged,
because for a moment they held my world!

Live life so well that even

Laugh so hard that even
sorrow smiles at u!
Live life so well that even
death loves to see u live!
Fight so hard that even
fate accepts its defeat.

Please keep in touch.

HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAKS ?

Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing,As Time Passes Both Will Think

Let The OTher Contact,After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?Here Your friendship Will Be Converted To

Hate,Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak,They Forget Each Other. So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All

Your Friends… I Don`t Want To be One Of This Kind. So Here I Am sending Mail To Say Please keep in touch.

chattering to one another about

On your knee, in the lamplight,
dipping buttered toast in your coffee,
I hear the hush of the silent house.
The other children gone off to school,
you and I sit together
alone in the dim morning light,
full of love and trust,
chattering to one another about
simple times with unfurrowed brows.
We were so close then.
I hold that memory in my mind
like an old black and white photograph
one would carry in a wallet, worn soft
from years of riding in a back pocket,
a photo
showing the ones you love,
the most beautiful mother,
the best loved and dearest held,
the treasured one–
to be shown far from home.

I’ll pretend that I’m strong,

These tears won’t fall,
I won’t let them drop,
I’ll wipe my eyes,
I’ll make them stop,

These tears won’t fall,
I won’t let you see,
All of the pain,
That you’ve caused to me,

These tears won’t fall,
I’ll hide them away,
Faking a smile,
For another day,

These tears won’t fall,
I’ll pretend that I’m strong,
But inside I know
That it won’t befor long,

These tears won’t fall,
Nobody will see,
I’ll bury them deep
Inside of me,

These tears won’t fall,
I won’t let them drop,
I’ll wipe my eyes,
And I’ll make them stop

To fall into a surreal world,

My heart longs for you,
I want to have the feel of your arms embracing me,
Like that of an angel’s wing envoloping my soul,
With the warmth of your love.
I want to hear the whisper of your heart,
Beating ever so slightly against mine,
As we mold together,
Like the candlewax that slowly drips,
While the young lover’s explore the world of their togetherness and tender hope.
I want to be caught with you,
To fall into a surreal world,
Where time means something,
Only to those who have lost all the innocence,
That one would only be able to find,
By watching the imagination of a small child unfold before them.
I want you to love me,
Like you have loved no other.

when you look into his eyes?

You wonder if its real
how do you know it’s true?
sorry honey,
I can’t answer that for you

but Ill ask you some questions
lets see how you do,
lets see if this guy
is really right for you

ok, what do you see
when you look into his eyes?
can you imagine if
he wasn’t in your life?

do you get butterflies
when you hear his name?
does he tell you all the time
that he feels the same?

do you restless
every second your apart?
last one girl,
can you feel it in your heart?

Eut was left out in the cold

Slowly you become a memory
and start to fade away
as each week that passes by
I’m starting to feel OK

i cared about you dearly
i treated you like gold
i waited for the same
but was left out in the cold

you were mean and selfish
you treated me like dirt
you dug deeper and deeper
just to get me hurt

after everything you did
your wish didn’t come true
you will always remain a memory
but never forget i actually loved you!

watching you away from me

love you
and i tried 3 years but i..
i need sometime to be for real
and i know its killing you
to be without me now
it was bound to happen sometime

i just hate to be the one
to break your heart and tear your world apart
it feels bad but feels good
watching you away from me
i dont wanna hurt yah!
its for our own goodd
i miss you and i love you goodbye..

Forget the times he held your hand,

# Forget the times he walked by,
Forget the times he made you cry,

Forget the times he spoke your name,
Remember now your not the same.

Forget the times he held your hand,
Forget the sweet things if you can,

Forget the times & don’t pretend,
Remember now he’s just your friend.

Badan se saans ka rishta to toot janey do.

Karein gay Tark-e-Taaluq ye tum se wada raha,

Badan se saans ka rishta to toot janey do.

Try and trust in life and love

Please don’t close your heart
Let the ones who care
be a part
of your life

…Feel free to share you mind
because those who care
do mind
if you’re not alright

Please open your heart
don’t hide in the dark
Don’t let life
tear you apart

Try and trust
in life and love
Believe
in the Great Above

Let love in

Let yourself begin

HAPPY EID MILAAD-UN-NABI

EID Milad Un Nabi SMS (Prophet’s Birthday)
Duniya ki her Fiza may ujala RASOOL ka,
Ye sarii kainaat hay Sadqa RASOOL ka,
Khushbo-e-Gulab hay pasina RASOOL ka,
Aap ko bhi ho Mubarak Mahina RASOOL ka…

RABI-UL-AWWAL Bhuhat Bhuhat Mubarak Ho
Remember me in your Prayers…
EID MILAAD-UN-NABI Mubarak Ho

Aap Ko Jashan-e-Eid Mulad Un Nabi Mubarak Ho
Allah Ta’llah Hum Sab Ko Seedhi Rah Per Chalne Ki Taufeeq Ata Farmayein

Aap Ko Bhi Jashan-e-Eid Mulad Un Nabi Mubarak Ho
Allah Ta’llah Hum Sab Ko Seedhi Rah Per Chalne Ki Taufeeq Ata Farmayein

The Prophet’s birthday is a moment to rededicate ourselves to the ideals for which he lived his life.
He gave us the message of compassion towards all fellow beings.
May His enlightened message, guide us on the path of Peace, Goodwill & Harmony.

Holy Prophet, Hazrat Mohammad Sahib showed us
The path of Righteousness,
Compassion,
Charity,
Brotherhood &Tolerance.

I convey my cordial & sincere greetings to U & Ur family on the occasion of Milad-Un-Nabi, the auspicious day on which Prophet Hazrat Mohammad Sahib made his descent on earth.

Allah Tallah Hum Sab Ko Sedhi Raah Pr Chalny Ke Taufeeq Ata Farmay
Ameen
HAPPY EID MILAAD-UN-NABI

Allah Tallah Hum Sab Ko Sedhi Raah Pr Chalny Ke Taufeeq Ata Farmay
Ameen
HAPPY EID MILAAD-UN-NABI

“Duniya ki her Fiza mein Ujala RASOOL ka,
Ye saari kainaat hai Sadqa RASOOL ka;

Khushbu-e-Gulab hai Pasina RASOOL ka,
Aap ko bhi ho Mubarak Mahina RASOOL ka”

EID-e-MILAD-UN-NABI Mubarak Ho

*MELADUN NABI** MUBARAK Ho* * .*

*”*WAMA*”*
*”ARSALNAKA”*
*”*”*ILLA*”*
”**’RAHMATALLIL’**
”*ALAMEEN*”*
__________
* JUSHN – E – EID *
*MELADUN NABI**
MUBARAK Ho* * .*

Us Ki Roshni Bohat Tez Thi

Jab Maula Rasoolallah SAWAW Ki Dunyavi Wiladat Hui
Tou Us Waqt 3 Mojizay Huway:

1) Pooray Arab Mein Us Roz Asmaan Se Zameen Tak
Logon Ne Noor Hi Noor Ki Raat Dekhi
Us Ki Roshni Bohat Tez Thi

2) Kaabay Mein Us Waqt 360 But Thay
Jo Sab Ondhay Moun Gir Paray

3) Iran Ka Aatish-Kada
Jo Hazaaron Saal Se Jal Raha Tha
Khud-Ba-Khud Bujh Gaya.

Rasool-Allah Marhaba.

/\ () (*
| | ,-””””-,
| |,,-”””””””-,,
Ek Nazar Asman Pay Daal Marhaba
Chamka Mah-E-Noor Ka Hilal Marhaba
Ya
Rasool-Allah Marhaba.

Manwa li jia Rab sa har bat

Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat
Namazon ka rakhye ga sath
Manwa li jia Rab sa har bat
Duao mai rakhiya ga hum ko Yad
Mubarak ho ap 12 Rabi-ul-Awal ki yeh rat

Eid’s Spirit In Jars And Open

I Wish We Could

Put Up

Some Of The

Eid’s Spirit

In Jars

And

Open

A Jar

Of It

Every Month

Happy Eid Mubarik

These Make A Merry Eid’s

A Little Smile,
A Word Of Cheer,
A Bit Of Love
From Someone Near,
A Little Gift
From One Held Dear,
Best Wishes For The Eid Day
These Make A Merry Eid’s

Wishing U A Very Happy Eid Mubarik

May Allah This Occasion Flood Your Life With Happiness,
Ur Heart With Love,Ur Soul With Spirtual,
Ur Mind With Wisdom,
Wishing U A Very Happy Eid Mubarik

Agar Aap Chate Ho K Is Dafa 29 Rozy Hon Or

Agar Aap

Chate Ho

K Is

Dafa

29 Rozy

Hon Or

Eid

Jaldi
Ho

Jaye

To

Apne

Hath

Uthayen Or

Allah
Say

Mery

Nazar
Anay

Ki
Dua

Karen

15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
After 24 Hours Everyone
Will Wish U But
I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBARAK

,Allah bless u on this Eid!

Is Eid ke Mubarak maukey par,Poori ho aapki sabhi duayen,Dil sey yeh dua hai gam na aapko kabhi sataaye,Allah bless u on this Eid!

Acepting Eid Gifts In

Dis Is To Formally
Anounce
Dat I’ve Startd
Acepting Eid Gifts In
Cash, Cheques, Cakes
Flowers, Blnce Rechargs Etc..
To Avoid Long Queues
Plz Start Snding Nw
10x … ;->

Dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,

Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye Edi KA TYOHAR… Eid Mubarak

Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.Eid Mubarak

Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.Eid Mubarak

That this eid sms is sent

The happiest thoughts and wishes in this greeting are here.
And hopefully you”ll understand the depth of feelings.
That this eid sms is sent especially for you.

Saarey Jahan ki Khushiyaan uska Naseeb Karday,

!!!Eid ki Dua Sab Dostoon K Lieye!!!
Saarey Jahan ki Khushiyaan uska Naseeb Karday,
Hansta rahey Sada woh Ussey khushnaseeb karday,
Kabhi Dil na uska Tootey Kabhi Chot (Zakham) na Woh khaaye,
usko Wafa kYa RAB Itna Kareeb Karday,
Us k Laboon pay ya RAB Sada hon Muskrahatain,
Kismat mey uski Hansna Mere Habib Karday,
Chal kar Jahan bhi JaayePhoolon k raastey hon,
Manzil Har Khushi ki us k Kareeb karday,
.DIL Mera Ab Tak Kahan Mutmaeen Huwa Hey!,
us K Dukhoon ko Ya RAB Mera Naseeb Karday
U Can Contact me Feel free

Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de

Aap hmare dil me rhte hain,
Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain.
Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de
Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai
Happy EId MubaRak

Friends as Solid as Diamonds,

Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of EID

So also u a happy Eid day wishe

The day,
The happy day,
The wishing day,
The day of both poor & rich n vch there s a smile & happiness s the great day of Eid.
So also u a happy Eid day wishes

Right Lgy Wrong Lgy

BurA Lgy

BhALA Lgy

Right Lgy

Wrong Lgy

TruE Lgy

FALse Lgy

SAr PAthAr PAr MAro

PAthAr SAr PAr MAro

ApuN Tu ApKo “EiD MubArAk”
Aj Hi BoLAy gA ;->

Mene Apko SbSy Phly Eid Mubarak Kaha

EID MUBARAK

27 Ya 28 Ramzan Ko Agr ApKo Koi Ye Kahy
k
Mene Apko SbSy Phly Eid Mubarak Kaha
To
Usy Bata Dena K
kisi
Smart Bande Ne Bht Pehly He Keh Diya tha ;->

27 Ya 28 Ramzan Ko Agr ApKo Koi Ye Kahy

EID MUBARAK

27 Ya 28 Ramzan Ko Agr ApKo Koi Ye Kahy
k
Mene Apko SbSy Phly Eid Mubarak Kaha
To
Usy Bata Dena K
kisi
Smart Bande Ne Bht Pehly He Keh Diya tha ;->

wish you Happy Eid Mubarak

Can I stay here in your inbox and wait till CHAND RAAT so that I will be 1st to Greet you and wish you Happy Eid Mubarak

Yeh To Adat Hai Hamari Sataney Ki..

Apne Kia Socha
Paigam Nai
Aayega..

Socha Yeh Dost
Aapko Yunhi
Bhool Jayega..

Yeh To Adat Hai
Hamari Sataney Ki..

Warna
iTna
Piyara
Dost
EiD
Par
Kon
Bhulana
Chahay ga…

Mubarak ho app ne Eid ka

Close your eyes and imagine my smily face

my eyes

my nose

my lips

my hairs

ok DONE

Mubarak ho app ne Eid ka chand daikh lia 3 din pehley..

EID MUBARIK TO U N ALL OF UR FAMILY MEMBERS

,,¤”’¤ .,. ¤”’¤,,
¤ EID UL ¤
‘¤ FITAR ¤’
‘¤,Mubarik,¤’
“¤,:,¤”
EID MUBARIK TO U N ALL OF UR FAMILY MEMBERS

~~ HapPy Eid DaY ~~

.-. .-.-. .-.
! ” ! ” !
“-..-”‘-..-” MY
SWEET HONEY!

~~ HapPy Eid DaY ~~

Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,

Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK

But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please….

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please….
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Ur Cincrty Like Haleeb

Ur Relation Like Paktel
“Dil to 1 hia”
Ur LOVE Like Telenor
“Chaho kuch badh k”
Ur Cincrty Like Haleeb
“Garah Jo hai”
Ur smile Like Twist
“Hila k rakh de”
Ur Style Like Ufone
“Tum he to ho”
Ur personality Like Bonanza
“Absolutely world class”
My Rispons Like Lipton
“yehi to hai wo apnapan”
“EID MUBARAK”

HAPPY EID UL AZAH

husband apne wife say is daffa bete ki khatna doctor say karwayien ge wife nahi nai say karwainegay
beta jiss bhi karwoa khal tou “MQM” MEIN HI JAYE GI NA”
HAPPY EID UL AZAH

Apun ne tere waste cow kharidi hai..

((..))==/\====;
(“) / ) …………?
“………yy”*”yy’
Apun ne tere waste cow kharidi hai..
Ab EId per theli leke ghosht mangne
ki zaroorat nahi …
samjhe…

Islye Mubarak, Mubarak!!!

mubarak!! mubarak!!
shaadi ki mubarak..
aray nahi EID MUBARAK..
itni kushi main sab kuch bul gaya par tumhe nahi…
maza karo, ishq karo, pyaar karo, or muje vapas sms karo.

Meri lye Eid ki sirf ek mathlab hai vo hai TUM..
intezaar hai kab hojayegi
HUM….
islye Mubarak, Mubarak!!!

Yeh To Adat Hai Hamari Sataney Ki..

Apne Kia Socha
Paigam Nai
Aayega..

Socha Yeh Dost
Aapko Yunhi
Bhool Jayega..

Yeh To Adat Hai
Hamari Sataney Ki..

Warna
iTna
Piyara
Dost
EiD
Par
Kon
Bhulana
Chahay ga…

Close your eyes and imagine my

Close your eyes and imagine my smily face

my eyes

my nose

my lips

my hairs

ok DONE

Close your eyes and imagine my smily face

my eyes

my nose

my lips

my hairs

ok DONE

Mubarak ho app ne Eid ka chand daikh lia 3 din pehley.. daikh lia 3 din pehley..

EID MUBARIK TO U N ALL OF UR FAMILY MEMBERS

,,¤”’¤ .,. ¤”’¤,,
¤ EID UL ¤
‘¤ FITAR ¤’
‘¤,Mubarik,¤’
“¤,:,¤”
EID MUBARIK TO U N ALL OF UR FAMILY MEMBERS

Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,

Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK

Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please….
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Chulbuli Khushion Se Bhari EID MUBARAK …

*** * CHAND RAAT * *** Mubarak !! Wishing U Kuch Katti Kuch Meethi Kuch Chatpati Kuch Chulbuli Khushion Se Bhari EID MUBARAK …

Main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga?

muj ko chor kr janay walay

mera dil dokhanay walay

bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho

ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho

agar tm is eid pr na aye

to mera kia banay ga?

main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga?

?

?

AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE QURBANI K pyare
BAKRAY plz WAPIS AA JAO NAA

Tanha dil youn majboor na hota

deepak mein agar noor na hota

tanha dil youn majboor na hota

mein app ko
“EID MUBARAK”
kehne zaroor ata

agar app ka ghar itna door na hota
“EID MUBARAK

Ur Cincrty Like Haleeb

Ur Relation Like Paktel
“Dil to 1 hia”
Ur LOVE Like Telenor
“Chaho kuch badh k”
Ur Cincrty Like Haleeb
“Garah Jo hai”
Ur smile Like Twist
“Hila k rakh de”
Ur Style Like Ufone
“Tum he to ho”
Ur personality Like Bonanza
“Absolutely world class”
My Rispons Like Lipton
“yehi to hai wo apnapan”
yahi apnapan or EID MUBARAK

Ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo

Is sms ko pory ….. din k baad parhna
-

-

-

-
-
ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo
ary kaha na nahin parhna……………..

acha chalo parh lo may be i ll be the 1st one to say

!~!~ Very Very
*..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK*..**

God himself to bless u,

No shadows to depress u,
Only joys to surround u,
God himself to bless u,
these r my wishes for u,
Today, tomorrow, and every day.
Eid Mubarik.

I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!”

Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!”
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you….
Wish You…EID MUBARAK.

.*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*.*

SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt, uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL .*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*.*

Here comes EID so just go steady

The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua’s is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
“Eid Mubarak”

Kash hum ek SMS hoty bas aik click

Kash hum ek SMS hoty bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty mana k aap hamy delete kar letay laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty or bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK>>>>>>>>

Especially for you!!!

Hope Love & Laughter, warmth & wishes joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life….!
EID MUBARAK

zendagi ka her pal khusheyo

zendagi ka her pal khusheyo se kam na ho
ap ka her din eid ke din se kam na ho
assa eid ka din app ko hamesha naseeb ho
eid mubarak

But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please….

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please….
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Give urselves a rest………..

for those.
jo CHAND niklnay ka be-sabri say Intizar kar rahay hain….
Give urselves a rest………..
KYON KE
mera aaj ghar sey nilkalney ka koi irada nai hai!!!;-:)>

4 u n ur family (Ameen)

__+__EID MUBARAK__.
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____________,-”____.-~~”-\___.
___.______.^______/____(_)_.
____+___{_.—.___/______~
________/____.__Y____.
_______/_____\_j_______+
._____Y_____(_)–l__
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may this eid brings lots of happiness
4 u n ur family (Ameen)

Meri “JAN” Meri “JAN” Tou hee hay

Teri “JAN” Meri “JAN” Meri “JAN” Tou hee hay
Log dekhay “EID” ka “CHAND” Mera “CHAND” tou hee hay

Tum se yeh Aik Guzaarish hai

Tum Aao to Ham bhi Eid karein
Hasrat Hai Tumhari Deed Karein
Tum Aao to ham bhi Eid karein
Kuch Dair to Dil ko Chain Miley
Kuch roz to Man ka Phool Khiley
Kehtey hain ke Eid ki Aamad hai
Ham log bhi Kuch taaeid karein
Tum Aao to Ham bhi Eid karein
Tum se yeh Aik Guzaarish hai
yeh Apney Dil ki Khaaish hai
Ik Baar milo , Ik Baar Milo
Har Baar yahi Taakeed karein
Tum Aao to ham bhi Eid Karein
Mana ke Ham Deewaney hain
Sab Baatoo’n Se Anjaaney hain
Jab Apney hi Baigaaney hain
Kya Ghairoo’n Se Umeed karein
Tum Aao to ham bhi eid karein
Tum aao to Ham bhi Eid karein ……

Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko

“EID Ki Dua”
Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko

Bonus, Arial, aur meri taraf

Sufi soap, Lado soap, Comandar Soap, Roban Neel, Kashmir Banaspati, Sufi cooking Oil, Dalda Banspati Metro millon agarbati, Pepsi, 7up, Team, Sprite, Dew, National chat masala, Surf Exel, Wheel, Bonus, Arial, aur meri taraf say advance EID Mubarak.

Success and happiness.

May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter

Easter bring God Endless Blessings,

Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness,
Easter bring God Endless Blessings,
Easter bring fresh love…
Happy Easter to You
with all best wishes

May the promise of Easter

Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!

Wid Luv And Best Wishes..

Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER”
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long LIFE…
And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…
Remember me in ur prayers..

Direction and the opportunity

The resurrection gives my life
meaning and direction and the opportunity
to start over no matter what my circumstances.
– Robert Flatt

This holy occasion with me .

Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
Happy Easter

won’t stay there.

Easter says
you can put
truth in a grave,
but it won’t stay there.

Wish you a Happy Easter

May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter

May the promise of Easter

Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!

with a life to give,

The Lord came to earth
with a life to give,
so each one of us
may continue to live.
Happy Easter!

Let him catch the revelation

Let every man and woman count himself immortal.
Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection.
Let him say not merely, “Christ is risen,” but “I shall rise.” – Phillips Brooks

Let him catch the revelation

Let every man and woman count himself immortal.
Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection.
Let him say not merely, “Christ is risen,” but “I shall rise.” – Phillips Brooks

we have been graven on

Jesus cannot forget us;
we have been graven on
the palms of his hands. – Lois Picillo

Not to permit Christ to come out,

The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in.” – Peter Marshall

Matter what my circumstances.

The resurrection gives my life
meaning and direction and the opportunity
to start over no matter what my circumstances. – Robert Flatt

when you are hopping around?

Q: What do you call Easter
when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

May the angels protect u…

May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Happy Easter!!!

whisper to me that it’s Easter.

The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter

Love and Joyfull living.

The spirit of easter
is all about Hope,
Love and Joyfull living.
Happy Easter!

Wo bola "kuch nahi papa,

2 hamshakal jurwa bachay sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay,
In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha kanp raha tha,
Baap ne pucha: tum itna q hans rahay ho?
Wo bola "kuch nahi papa,
aaj mama ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia hai..;*"
"Happy Winter" "Season"

Wo hata rahy hain Parda

Wo hata rahy hain Parda,

Sar-e-Aam Chupke Chupke,

Koi qatal ho raha hai,

Dar-e-baam Chupke Chupke,

Ye jhuki jhuki Nigahen,

ye haseen haseen Ishary,

kahein Le Na jayen Shayd,

Mujhy jis ne chaha jla

Mujhy aaj tk khbr na hui k mein kis diye ki aag hoon..!

Mujhy jis ne chaha jla dia jis ne chaha bujha dia..

¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•° `°•.¸¸.•°`ID.... MuBaRaK...

¸.•°`
`°•.¸¸.•° `°•.¸¸.•°`ID.... MuBaRaK...

Mrta nhi ye JARASIM-E-ISHQ "Sagar"..

"Faraz" yaron ko azma k dekh liya..
Party me bula k dekh liya..
,
Mout b humsy door bhagti hy"Mohsin"..
Car k niche b aa k dekh liya..
,
Mrta nhi ye JARASIM-E-ISHQ
"Sagar"..
Safeguard sy b naha k dekh lia..
,
Koi sunta nhi FARYAD-E-"GHALIB"..
Radio py b gaa k dekh liya..
,
DIL ka pata nhi chalta "Wasi"..
X-RAY B kra k dekh liya..
,
Faraz k ulty seedhy shair bnany se ye baaz nhi aaty "IQBAL"..
Boht in nojwano ko samjha k dekh liya....!

Mere liye zamana ya mujhy zamany

¤( GHAZAL)
Pani ki lehron pe hurf-e-bayan likhna choor do,

Sahil pe rait k kachy makaan banana chor do,

Chaho to besbab chaho humain warna,

Meri mano to chaht k asbab banana choor do,

Zamana nam hay mushkilon or nafraton ka,

Mere liye zamana ya mujhy zamany

"Masroofiyat Säy Wäbästä Häi Ye Zindgi Meri...;

"Masroofiyat Säy Wäbästä Häi Ye Zindgi Meri...; "(DOST)"

Khudä Gäwääh Häi K Phir Bhi Tujhey Bohat "Yääd" kärtey Häin..:"

Eidul-Azha Ka CHANND MUBARAK ho

.*""* . * ""*.
"* Dil ki *"*Gehraiyon* "*... se.. *" "*....*"

Eidul-Azha Ka CHANND MUBARAK ho

ME ne kaha "Dil toota he is liye..

/....GHAZAL..../ CHAND ne
kaha "Roti he kis liye?

ME ne kaha "Dil toota he is liye..
CHAND ne kaha "Chahat me to aisa hota hi he..
ME ne kaha "Chahat b to ek dhoka hi he..
CHAND ne kaha "Ab osko bhool ja..

ME ne kaha "Tu meri zindegi leja..
CHAND ne kaha "Dunya me or b chehre hen..

ME ne kaha "Dil pe oski yad k pehre hen..

CHAND ne kaha "Har traf virani he..
ME ne kaha ye virani b to oski nishani he.

Bemari da tay kuj pata nahi par

Sardarni Maleria se kanp rahi thi

Doctor:
Kya huwa hai isko?

SARDAR:

Dr. Saab
Bemari da tay kuj pata nahi par

.

.

.

Raat di "Vibration"
tay lagi hoi aey!

Meri Hi Zindagi Mere Liye Saza Kar Di

Hum Ne Use Mohbat Main Chahne Ki Intaha Kar Di

Apni Har Khushi Us Par Fida Kar Di

Kuch Is Andaz Se Us Ne Luta Muj Ko

Meri Hi Zindagi Mere Liye Saza Kar Di

Beth Ker Namaz Main Mangi Thi JIs Ki Qurbat

KHUDA Ne Usi Hi Ki Judai Ata Kar Di

Raat Bhar Rote Hain Ab Use Yad Kar K

Ab Sochte Hain K Mohabbat Hi Ki thi K Khata Kar Di

Tang Aa Kar Jo KHUDA Se Mangi Moat Hum Ne

Bewafa Ne Humari Lambi Umar Ki Dua Kar Di...

Babo ji roti miley gi..?

Ik FAQEER ne ghar k bahir se Awaz lagai

Babo ji roti miley gi..?

Andar se awaz ai

"Biwi ghar par nahi he"

FAQEER:
Main ne Roti leni he
"CHUMMI" nahi..

Larki ro ro k Larke se keh rahi hai

LARKi Ro Ro K LARKAY Se Keh Rahi
Hai










Larki ro ro k Larke se keh rahi hai

Haath Choor Bagherat Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai:P

HAPPY FLU
SEASON
AAAA...CHhii

Agr tum ny islaam chora तो..........

MOLVI Sardar sy:
Agr tum ny islaam chora to tumhari gardan kaat di jaigi

SARDAR:
Ye acha tareka h islam mai aao to Lulli kaat dety hain or niklo to gardan

Hum to be-naam se be-aasra log hain

Hum to be-naam se
be-aasra log hain



Koi agr yaad b rakhe ga to us ki inayat hogi.........

kiS tarha Reh Sakty hain.

=kiS tarha Reh Sakty hain hum un Say bhala khafa...!
=Jin k0 Sirf dekhney Se ham duniya k0 bh00l jate hain...4U

Fizul kharch karne waala

shaitan kehta hai k..

Azaan ki awaaz sunkar Namaz ko na jaane waala mera Baap hai,,

Fizul kharch karne waala mera bhai hai

Imam sahab se pehle rukoo Sajda krne waLa mera beta hai,

Mehman ane pe mu chirane wali aurat meri maa hai..

begair sar pe dupata k rehne wali meri bv hai,,

begair bismilah k shuru karne wale meri aulad hai,,

plz avoid making relations wid shaitan,,

Jinko hum zindagi samjh k kabi

Najane kun rait ki trah nikal jaty hain hathon se wo log WASI

Jinko hum zindagi samjh k kabi b khona nahi chahty.

Farnail ki goli hai aur choos k khani hai..

Shaadi nahin aasaan bas itna samajh leejiay,;-|

k Farnail ki goli hai aur choos k khani hai..;-/
;-)

Be fikar ho k sona teri adat hi ban gai hy.

>"Be fikar ho k sona teri adat hi ban gai hy. Aay @DOST@
Kisi din koi roth k chala jayga to sari rat neend na ayae gi.


Good nyt

Be fikar ho k sona teri adat hi ban gai hy.

>"Be fikar ho k sona teri adat hi ban gai hy. Aay @DOST@
Kisi din koi roth k chala jayga to sari rat neend na ayae gi.


Good nyt

Burrrrrrrrrrrrr;-)

WOH na mili to USKI yaadon k saharay jee lenge,

warna

USKI shaadi me Jaa K

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*COCA COLA*
Hi Pee len""gy.
Burrrrrrrrrrrrr;-)

Muna bdnam howa darling tery liy:-)

Akela jo bhi betha ho usay TANHA nhi kehtay..

Najane kisi k dil mein Mehfilain aabaad hon kitni......

Akela jo bhi betha ho usay TANHA nhi kehtay..

{ £¡F ¢ ¡§ Ex@m }

Us k tabassum ki masoomiyat.

Us k tabassum ki masoomiyat pe na ja aye,DIL

bewafa log barre funkar hua krte hain*

Nazar Se Gir Jana Hai...!!

Insaan Ka Nuksaan Maal Aur Jaan Ka Chala Jana Nahi, Insan Ka Sab Se Bara Nuksaan Kisi Ki Nazar Se Gir Jana Hai...!!

G00D N¡GHT

Madina= rehne ki jagah

Pakistan aur Madina Tayba ka mutlab 1 hi hy

Pak= saaf
istan= rehne ki jagah

Madina= rehne ki jagah
Tayba= pak

ye 1% Pakistanio ko bhi nahi pata.

HaPpy Eid-ul-Azha to U n Ur Family...

Yeh Faizan-e-nazar tha ya maktab ki kiramat the...
Sikhai kis ne Ismaiel ko adabe Farzandi...
HaPpy Eid-ul-Azha to U n Ur Family...

Regards,
Muneeb.

Ankhon ko unka haq do.

Hazur (S.A.W) ne frmaya:

Ankhon ko unka haq do.
Logon ne pocha Hazur ankhon ka haq kya ha ?
Aap (S.A.W) ne frmaya:


'Quran ki ziyart

'U' Miss najane kab tak?

"I Miss 'U' itna'




'U' Miss me jitna'




'U' Miss me jb jb'




"I Miss 'U' tab tab'




'U' Miss najane kab tak?




but,

I Miss U martay dam tak.sadam.

Bola wo b nhi krte Zikar

Mila wo b
nhi krte
Mila hum b
nhi karte

Wfa wo b
nhi krte
Wfa hum b
nhi krte

Unhen ruswai ka dukh hai
Hmain tnhai ka dukh hai

Gila wo b
nhi krte
Gila hum b
nhi krte

kisi mor pr
takrao
ho jata hai
aksr

Ruka wo b
nhi karte
Ruka hum b
nhi krte

Jab b dekhte hain unhen
Sochte hain kuch kahen unse

Suna wo b
nhi krte
Kaha hum b
nhi krte

Lakin
ye b
sach hai
k

Mohabat
unhen b hai
Mohabat
humen b hai

Bola wo b
nhi krte
Zikar hum b
nhi krte..sadam

Maloom hota hai k Dukan "Sonay"

"Akhlaq" aik Dukan hai
Or "Zuban" us ka Tala,
Tala khulta hai
To
Maloom hota hai k Dukan "Sonay" ki hai Ya
"Koilay" ki.
Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Abr-e-Rehmat Barsta Hy..

(ARSH BOLA)

K Muj Pr Chand Kesa Noor Wala Hy.

(FARSH BOLA)

K Muj Pr MOHAMMAD
Kamli Wala Hy..

(ARSH BOLA)

Sitaron Se bhara Mera Seena Hy..

(FARSH BOLA)

Muj Pr To MAKKA or MADINA Hy..

(ARSH BOLA)

Muj Pr
Sahib-e-Meraj Aya Hy..

(FARSH BOLA)

Tuj Se Pehly onho ne Muj Pr Qadam Lgaya Hy..

(ARSH BOLA)

K Muj Se
Abr-e-Rehmat Barsta Hy..

(FARSH BOLA)

Wo is lye k wo B Roza-e- MOHAMMAD
Ko Trasta Hy..

(SUBHAN ALLAH).

Tota: I am fine,

1 admi ne zoo mai 3 zubanain bolnay wala tota dekha jo urdu english aur punjabi bolta tha. Admi: how r u?
Tota: I am fine,

admi:kia haal hai

tota: theek hun ji,

admi: o ki haal a?,



tota: o kisi gashti maa dia putra tenu 2 vari akhya nai k tera peo theek aa.

Bus aik hi thi jo ap ko send kr di hai.

.:Aik thi billi

Λ__Λ
(=';'= )___.._¿_¿______¿_)"-._,

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Bus aik hi thi jo ap ko send kr di hai.

Aur khas doston ko jaise k aap,

GOOD MORNING Pakistan
Bhai log ko SALAAM
Doston ko HYE
Bzurgon ko ADAB
Girls ko HELLO
Aur khas doston ko jaise k aap,

Jadu ki jhapi with a solid pAPPI

Ummmmmah...::-*
GoOD MORNING! Style zara hat ke.
Mûñå bàdñäam høwå dàr£ing tere £iye.

Jis Zamin pr pare mere NABI k qadam,

"Mehfil me bat unki REHMAT ki chal rhi he,
Duniya mere NABI k sadko pe pal rhi hy,

Jis Zamin pr pare mere NABI k qadam,
Wo Zamin ab tak sona ugal rhi gy.

Soch smj kr Msg kia kro, ok?

Dimag to set ha? Soch smj kr Msg kia kro, ok?





























HAPPY PANGA day

frndz ko bheijo daikho kitny log rply krty hain k me ne kia kha.......

Molvi: (sana) aati hai?

Pathan molvi se: namaz sikha do.

Molvi: (sana) aati hai?

Pathan: Sana to nahi ati, uski choti sister hina aati hai, meri us se setting hai...

Chal oy hath doh k aa@@....

"Gham sunane k liye tmhara hath kaisay thaamon meray dost..??


"tmhe to naak me ungliyan dalne sy he fursat nahi milti"...

Chal oy hath doh k aa@@....

Manzooran tandor wali.

Yar tre sare msgs me 1 larki ko bejta hn or aj usne pocha k ye pyare pyare msg kn krta he to mene us ko tera nam btaya lekn usne bht zid ki k mje uska no. b do mene mjborn usko tera nmbr dia he plz plz uske 7 koi btmizi na krna uska nam he





manzooran tandor wali.
<('.') / />
_/ \_le sajjan moj kr.

Srdar window se dekh rha tha

Delivery k bad Srdar ki wife ko tankay lag rhy thy

Srdar window se dekh rha tha
Bardasht na kar paya or Chilla k bola
Oye Paein Yako:
Sari na see
deya j.

Tum ne is se kya seekha?

Gadhay k samne 1 Pani ki or 1 Daru ki Balti rakhi,
GADHA PANI P GYA
Police shrabi se:-
Tum ne is se kya seekha?




Sharabi:- Jo DARU NHI PEETA WO GADHA HA.

" Bijli agy nai labdi tusi"

2 admi motor cycl pr pankha ly kr ja rhe they..

Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi krwai or un k pichey lag gya,

Kuch fasly par un ko roka or donon ko 1,1 lgai or bola:

" Bijli agy nai labdi tusi sakootaran te pakhe laey hoay ney..!

"BéÅüTìFüL" "MörRñIñG" Tö Ü

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"BéÅüTìFüL" "MörRñIñG" Tö Ü
!""'!_!'""!
!__! !__!ÅvÉ
Å ÑìCè
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!___/ ÅY

"GÖÖD MÖRÑIÑG"

%"GöD BlÉ$S Ü"...

KHIDMAT se ALLAH milta hai

DUA apne liye mangna IBAADAT hai.
DUA dusro k liye mangna KHIDMAT hai.
IBAADAT se JANNAT milti hai,
or
KHIDMAT se ALLAH milta hai
So plz remember me in ur Dua!

Allah ne bataya k,

ALLAH said 2 Moosa,
"Aey Moosa muj se us zubaan se DUA mang k jis se tu ne gunah na kia ho.

Moosa rplied,
"Aey Allah men wo zuban kahan se laun.

Allah ne bataya k,
"TUM apne liye DUA doosron se krwao,
Q k 'TUM' ne unki zuban se koi gunah nai kiay"

so plz mje apni DUAON men hmesha yad rakhna...

8. Mushkil waqt mn hosla

Kia Ap Ne Kbi Socha hai K MAAL K Elawa Ap Dosron Ko Kya Day Saktay Hain jis se apko sawab mily
1. Dua
2. Ilm (knowledge)
3. Mashwara
4. Muskurahat
5. Madad
6. Waqt
7. Tarbiat
8. Mushkil waqt mn hosla
9. Naiki ka hukam
10.Burai se rokna
11. Mohabat
12. Maf kar dena
13.Izzat dena
14.Kisi ki Khushion main shamil hona
15.Temardari karna
16.Raastay se takleef dah cheez ka hata dena
17.Kisi bhatkay huay ko Rasta dikhana.

"Mein faqeeron se bhi karta

"Mein faqeeron se bhi karta hon tijarat aksar

"IQBAL"

"Jo ek paisey mein lakhon ki dua dete hai .

Kabhi ruswa nahi karty.

Kisi ki aas ban kar phir,

Usy tanha nahi karty.

Bhale kitni bhi mushkil ho,

Magar aesa nahi karty.

Muhabbat me shikayat ka,

Kahan dastoor hota hy.

Gila kar k muhabbat ko,

Kabhi ruswa nahi karty.

Wafaen to haqiqat main,

Bari anmol hoti hain.

Kabhi apni wafaon ka,

Sila maanga nahi karty.

Jo ApKi Zndgi Mai Phr Kbi Nai Ae Ga.

Congratulationz aj ek Aisa Din hy,Jo ApKi Zndgi Mai Phr Kbi Nai Ae Ga.
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2010 Ek Din Mai Do Dfa.
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20.10.2010
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2010 2010

jaryaan aur ehtlm ka wahad elaj

Jigr ki garmi masana ki garmi jaryaan aur ehtlm ka wahad elaj
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Qarshi ki
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Thandi
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Mein Mazmoon Husn Par,

Aaya Tha imtehan Mein Mazmoon Husn Par,

Parchay Mein Sab Ne Chehra mera Bana Diya..
/(',') uffff!! )(> ye clas fellowz

Hakeem ne Aurat ki nabz check kar k kaha

Hakeem ne Aurat ki nabz check kar k kaha
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Bibi ap theek hø Aap k shøhar mein Aulad na høne ka Nuks hay.Aurat:
Abay Gandu kia Purey Møhallay mein Nuks hay.?

Halki C Muskurai Or Boli

Apni Nraz
Girl Frnd Ko Mnany K Bad Larka Piyar Se
Bola: Tm Kaho To Jan Tmhare Liye
CHAND TARAY
Tor Laon

LARKI
Halki C Muskurai Or Boli

Fer Pen Yakyian Shuru.

Pathan: salan:

Teachr:
2 main se 2 minus kr do to kya bcha?

Pathn:
hum ko swal smjh nae aya

Teacher:
tmare pas 2 rotian thi
tm ne un ko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:
salan:

I Will Tell U Later

Why Cute People Always Say
They r Busy
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Think?
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I Will Tell U Later
Right Now I'm busy...:..;)!

Youn mat kheench mujhe apni

Youn mat kheench mujhe apni taraf fraz,,

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,,naway soot di paen nu lun warr jana e...??!!!
(',')/ Dasso yar
<( ) ah v koi
_/ >_ triqa A.