Thursday, October 28, 2010

GIRL: O BHAI-JAAN Please rasta do...!

GIRL:
O BHAI-JAAN
Please rasta do...!

BOY:
Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse Kyun Karti Ho ??

Ya To BHAI Bolo

Ya JAAN Bolo
*Life Is Race &Stop Is Death

"Jis simt se gya tha wo waqt e hijr me'

"Jis simt se gya tha wo
waqt e hijr me'
"Nazron ne usi simt me daira jama lia'
"khud ki khabr rahi na
Mizaj e shar ka pas'
"jo sadyon me kmaya tha lmhon me gnwa lia'

="Suna ha wo Chand se guftgu krta ha raat bhr,

="Suna ha wo Chand se guftgu krta ha raat bhr,


Tanha baith kr meri baton ko sochta ha raat bhr,



Jab pas they to hmari Qadar na jani us ne,



Ab MILNE ki Dua mangta ha raat bhr,



Ay chand usey keh de,

Gaya waqt lot kr nahi Aata



Kyun khud ko aziyat mein dalta ha raat bhr
SHAB-E-BEKHAR

"Dua ki sorat me DOSTON ki khatir,

"Dua ki sorat me DOSTON ki khatir,

"jo mere honton se lafz nikle,

"jo meri aankhon se ashk nikle,

Unhi k badley me aey
l w

Jab bhi DOSTON ka naseeb likhna

"UROOJ likhna,

"KAMAL likhna,

"kabhi na
harf-e-ZAWAL likhna,

"Khushian likhna,

"or un ki
umar draz likhna...!
"AMEEN" GOOD NIGHT.



~arzoo~

E doran zara tham tham k chal kr. . .

Ujrrey huwey logon se gurezan na huwa kar
halat ki qabron k ye qatbey bhi parha kr har waqt ka hansna tujhey barbad na krde tanhai k lamhon men thora ro bhi lia kr a.
e dil tujhey dushman ki bhi pehchan kahan he tu halqaa.
e yaraan men bhi mohtat raha kr
pehla sa kahan ab meri raftar ka aalam a.e gardish.
e doran zara tham tham k chal kr. . .

If you love "ALLAH" Say

If you love "ALLAH" Say "Alhamdulillah" and send this to ten people (even me) and watch in 60 mins what ALLAH does for YOU...!try it

"Police Afsar PATHAN se:

"Police Afsar PATHAN se:
Tumhari madri zuban kon si hai?

PATHAN: Koi nahi..

Police Afsar: Kyun?

PATHAN: Meri ammi goongi thi
;-)

Parh lo, Abhi boht Sasti hai Namaz....!!!

> "Milti nahi Mehshar mein kisi bi Qeemat par Muhlat...


O Zindagi Walo!
Parh lo, Abhi boht Sasti hai Namaz....!!!

Parh lo, Abhi boht Sasti hai Namaz....!!!

> "Milti nahi Mehshar mein kisi bi Qeemat par Muhlat...


O Zindagi Walo!
Parh lo, Abhi boht Sasti hai Namaz....!!!

Parh lo, Abhi boht Sasti hai Namaz....!!!

> "Milti nahi Mehshar mein kisi bi Qeemat par Muhlat...


O Zindagi Walo!
Parh lo, Abhi boht Sasti hai Namaz....!!!

Boy: ghar tak lift chahiye kya?

Ek larki road py akeli ja rahi thi piche se ek
boy: ghar tak lift chahiye kya?

Girl: bhag ja saalay 3 din se lift le rahi hu abi tak ghar nahi pahunchi:

Toot tum KHUD jao GAE"

MENY us se kaha k chor do ya tor do MUJHY....

Us ny HANS k galy se lagaya or KAHA.

chor raha hon AAJ tujhy
Toot tum KHUD jao GAE"

wakita rokusta wo sena sa laga kar roi

Man kise or ke hn itna bata kr roi wo mujha mahindi lga hath dikha kar roi umar bhar ke judai ka kayal aaya tha wo mujha saijh pa saji zawar dikha kar roi khat kitabani wo piyar ka tohofa mauhobt ke sub neshanya jala kar roi ab kahina shai zaroor hashar man milanga yakija hona ka dilasa dila kar roi mujha sa ziyajdah bicharna ka usa guhm tha .
"faraz" wakita rokusta wo sena sa laga kar roi

Phool tor kr bakhera nahi krte,

Phool tor kr bakhera nahi krte,

Hm har kisi k dil mein basera nahi krte,

Hamari to sansen bhi ruk jati hain ae dost,

Jis roz Hm zikr tera nhi krte....?

Pathan ko mayyat waly ghr se mar pari wja?

Pathan ko mayyat waly ghr se mar pari
wja?
log mayyat k ird_gird barf rkh k ro rhe thy
wo mayyat ko Hila k bola
O Mama uth k Baraf day
Gahak Ro Rahay Hain.

"Shukar Hai Us Zaat-e-Kibriya

ASLAM-0-ALIKUM

"Shukar Hai Us Zaat-e-Kibriya Ka Jis Ne Humen Gunahon Se Taoba Aur Aamaal Ki Durustagi K Liye Aik Aur Din Ataa Kiya".
Suhan allah
(GOOD MORNING)

¶¶¶WISH¶¶¶

¶¶¶WISH¶¶¶
¶¶¶YOU¶¶¶
¶¶A¶¶
¶¶HAPPY¶¶
¶GOOD MORING¶

Krty Hain Log Maal Jmaa Kis Lye yhaan

Krty Hain Log Maal Jmaa Kis Lye yhaan

.... ...,

Silta Hy kafan Aadmi Ka Jaib K Bghair.
SUBHA-E-BEKHAR

FINAL REQUEST TO CHIEF JUSTICE OF PAKISTAN.

FINAL REQUEST TO CHIEF JUSTICE OF PAKISTAN.
"Bollywood ki ek film jiska naam "ALLAH K BANDAY" hai 22 oct ko release ho rhe hai ab ALLAH k NAAM k sath wahiyat tasveren hongi,c.ds pe, posters pe
"ALLAH PAK farmata hy "Agr tm apne logon k samney mujhay Rad krogay to me tumhen apni nazar me rad kr dunga" plz is msg ko saray contacts ko 4wd kro. Ye msg Chief Justice, Hukomat tak pohonchay, Jana to humko ALLAH k pas he hai. Plz 4wd %

Aqal walon k muqaddar main ye zoq-e-janun kahan

Aqal walon k muqaddar main ye zoq-e-janun kahan


ye ISHQ waale hain jo har cheez luta dete hain.!!..


~arzoo~

"TujKo Pyar Krta Hon"

Bura Na Man Agr
"TujKo Pyar Krta Hon"
Gunah Kon Sa Aisa
"Main Yar Krta Hon"
Meri Khataon Main
Meri Samjh Ka
"Nhi Koi Dakhal"
Main Jo Bhi Krta Hon
"Be-Ikhtyar Krta Hon"

Tu Kitny Pyar K Qabil Hai
"Kya Khabar MujKo"

K Main To Jitna B Mumkin
"Hai Pyar Krta Hon"

Woh Ghair Ho Ya Sajan
"Koi B Ho Mgr Us Sy"

Main Tera Tazkra
"Dewana War Krta Hon"

KHUDA Ki Duniya Sy Itni
"Mohabt Nhi Hai Shayed"

KHUDA K ek
Bandy Ko Main
"Jitna Pyar Krta Hon"!


~arzoo~

Train chal pari,

Train chal pari,
2 Pathan bari tezi se bhagty huye aa rhy thy,

Ek ne himmat ki
0r tez dor kar Train ko pakarny me kamyab ho gia,!

Logo ne tareef ki:
Wah G
bari himmat hai Aap ki,
Kaha jana hai Aap ko?

Pathan ghabra kr bola:
0 khana kharaba
Jis ko jana tha
Wo to pechy rih gia,
Hm to chorny aya
tha.

Zardari to sheri rahman

Zardari to sheri rahman

Mana k mainay is mulk ko khaya lota or brbad kia magar tm ne kia kiaa?

Sheri rahman
.


Munni badnam hoi darling tare liye

Suna Ha Nick Name Frnds Ko Qareb Krty हा.

Suna Ha Nick Name Frnds Ko Qareb Krty Ha Aj Ap Mujy 1 Nick Name Dn Jo Mari Persionalty Se Mach Kre Ye Msg Apny Sb Frnds Ko Snd Kro Dkho Kitny Nick Name aty hai

Har Ek Sawal ka Us Ko Jawab Kya Deta,

Har Ek Sawal ka Us Ko Jawab Kya Deta,

Me apni zaat Ka us ko Hisab Kya Deta,

jo Ek Lafz Ki Khushbu Na Rakh Saka Mhefooz,

Me Us K Hath Me Puri Kitab Kya Deta.
*""*___*""*

*'"arzoo"'*

Muni nahane gai kapre utare darwaza baja boli.

Muni nahane gai
kapre utare
darwaza baja
boli=KAUN?

Jawb aya=POSTMAN

Kapre pehen k letter lia

phir nahane gai kapre utarey
darwaza bja
boli=KAUN?

Jawab aya=DHOBI

Kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya,

Phir nahane gai
kapre utare
darwza bja
phir boli=KON?

Jwab aya=shabeer
parosan ka beta jo ANDHA hy

muni ne socha kya farq prta ha kapre nhi pehnti
aise he chali gai
darwza khola
shabeer ne mithai di

muni=kis khushi me

shabeer=mri Aankhain theek ho gai hain

or is tarha muni badnam hue.......
Ab pata chala k munne q badnam howe Is leya kethay haink koi dekhay ya na dkhay shabeer to dekhay ga.

Roshni Kya Hui Rat Ko Bhul Gaye

Roshni Kya Hui Rat Ko Bhul Gaye

Suraj Kya Nikla Chand Ko Bhul Gaye

Mana Hum Ne Kuch Der Ap Ko Msg Nhi Kiya

Aap To Hume Yad Krna Hi Bhul Gaye...!!

~arzoo~

Hum boht sy din mnaty hen jese Love day,

Hum boht sy din mnaty hen jese Love day,Mother day,Father day.
Chalen aj ik unique day mnaty hen.
"TILAWAT DAY"

Karna sirf itna hy k ap sirf ik sorat parh k aagy fwd karden aj is unique day ko mna k dekhty hen.
Agar ap meri bat se muttafiq hen to koi bhi sorat parh k fwd karden
JAZAKALLAH.

Mai apne dil ki kahani suna k aya hon

Mai apne dil ki kahani suna k aya hon

Kbi roya na tha jo usko rula k aya hon

Tmam umr ki jageer jisko smjhta tha

Wohi tsveer
sr-e-aam jla k aya hon

Mujhse kya puchty ho zindgi k bary mei

Mai zindgi se zindgi bcha k aya hon

Chand taron se mera zikr ab na krna

Mai roshni mei boht kuch gnwa k aya hon,

2010 ka best msg 4 all my Friends.

2010 ka best msg 4 all my Friends..!

Allah Ta'ala
Farmate hein

Aiy Bande jo
Hua
.
Woh acha
Hua
.
Jo ho raha
Hai
.
Acha ho raha
Hai
.
Jo hoga woh bhi
Acha hoga
.
Tera kia gya jo
Tu rota hai
.
Tu kia laya tha jo
Tu ne kho diya
.
Jo liya yahein se
Liya
.
Jo diya yahein par
Diya
.
Jo aaj tera hai
Pehle kisi our ka
Tha
.
Aur kal kisi our
Ka hoga
.
Tabdeeli Kainat
Ka Mamool hai
.
Bas tu wo jama kar Jo tu sath le jany wala h Yani
"Naik Aamal"

Tasvir-E-Kainat Ka Aakash Hai ALLAH,

Tasvir-E-Kainat Ka Aakash Hai ALLAH,

Dil Ko Jaga De Wo Ehsas Hy ALLAH,

Ae Band-E-Momin Tera Dil Kyun Udas Hai,

Dil Se Zara Pukar k Dekh Tere Paas hai
ALLAH.!

Hadees: Afsoos!

Hadees:
Afsoos!
Sd afsoos us shaks pr jo mehaz logon ko hansane k lie jhot bole.

(Masand e Ahmad

Meri Dua Tere Naam

Meri Dua Tere Naam

'Ye jo ham me tum me hai rabta

'Khuda kare ye sada rahe

'Ye charagh hai to jala rahe

'Ye phool hai to khila rahe

'Tu jahan rahe sukhi rahe

'Tere sath meri dua rahe

Tu dua kare to qabol ho

Jo wafa kare to wsol ho

Koi gham na tere qareeb ho

Tera jeevan khushi se bhara rahe

Tu jahan chale saba chale

Tu jahan ruke bahaar ho

'Teri jis tarf bhi uthe nazar

'Wahin mousm-e-gul sdaa rahe.
(Ameen)

Dedicated To Karachi

Dedicated To Karachi

.Daikho Gy To Mil Jayen Gi Har Mor Py Laashain..Dhoondo Gy To Is Shahr Main Qaatil Na Mily Ga...!!!...

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Girl ,khud he pehna do ...

Boy apni girl friend k liye chooriyan le kr gya,


Girl ,khud he pehna do ...



Boy,mujhy nahi pta tha Esa respons mile ga
warna kapre lay ata... ;-)