Rote Huwe O Tea wich taweez Nhi c Kanjra Tea Bag C......

Sardar shadi k Agle din BV Ko mar Rha tha
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Logon ne pucha Sadar g Ku maar Rahe hain
Sardar :Iss ne Tea Main taweez MIlaa Diya hai

BV: Rote Huwe O Tea wich taweez Nhi c Kanjra Tea Bag C......

Bhool Jana To Insaan Ki Fitrat Hai

Dost To Rukhsat Ho Jate hain
par dosti k pal To Hamesha Yaad rehte hain,

Bhool Jana To Insaan Ki Fitrat Hai
Par Kuch Dost Yadoon Main Bas Jate hain,

Main Khud Qabooliat k liqe hun k nhi???

Mujhe ALLAH Pe Yaqeen Hai k Wp
Meri Dua Zaroor Qabool Kare Ga ,,

Lakin Mujhe Khud pe yaqeen nhi k
main Khud Qabooliat k liqe hun k nhi???

Wo Sath Sath Niki Niki Dholki v Bajaey,

Ek Mirassi ka Bacha School Dakhil Ho gaya,
Teacher Ne kaha K 2 kaa Teble Sunao....

Wo Bola:Mam G Moniter Ko Kahain K
Wo Sath Sath Niki Niki Dholki v Bajaey,

Mehsoos To Hote hain Dikhai Nhi dete,,,

Kuch Log Meri Duniya Main khushbu Ki Tarha hain

"""""Faraz"""""

Mehsoos To Hote hain Dikhai Nhi dete,,,

Fanna ITNA Ho jaon Mian Teri Zaat Main

Fanna ITNA Ho jaon Mian Teri Zaat Main
""""Ya ALLAh""""
Jo Mujh Ko dekh le Usay tujh say Mohbaat Ho Jaye,

Aanchal Main Chopa K Sona,

Lag Na Jaaye Kehein Betaab sitaroon ki Nazar,
Chand se Chehry ko Aanchal Main Chopa K Sona,

mery bary main Sochey ga ,

kabhi na kabhi Woh mery bary main Sochey ga ,
AKASH

K koi Khoon Ka Rishta Bhi Nhi Phir Bhi Wafa karta raha,

To Abbey Ne waja Puchi,

Paindu Apney Dost ki Shadi Pe barat
k Sath gaya,
Magar Rota Hua Or Zakhmi Ghar pohncha
To Abbey Ne waja Puchi,

To Bola.....

Dulhey k Walid Ne Awaz lagai Main Mundey Da Abba
Kithey Kurri Daa Abba Fir Unhan Ne Pagrriyan Change ka liyan

Phir Bhai Uthya Te Unhey Kya Main Mundey da praa
Kithey Kurri Daa Praa Fir Unhan Ne v Pagriyan Change Kar Kiyan

Phir Mujse bhi Nhi raha gaya

Main Munde da Yaar Kithey Kurri Da yaar
Fir Unhan Ne Dandfy Sotey Te Jutiyan Change kar kiyan,

Ye Jo Zulam Hua Kuch kam Na tha.....

IQBAAL Tery shehar main!!!!
YE Jo zulam Hua Kuch Km na tha,

Na Zameen Phati Na Asmaan Gira
Mughees_O_Muneeb ka Tha Kasoor Kia?

Milli Unhain kis Juram Ki saza??
Iqbal Terey Shehar main Kiya Aik Bhi Sahib e Dard na Tha?

IQBAL Teray Shehr Mian!!!
Ye Jo Zulam Hua Kuch kam Na tha.....

Q k Ye Kabhi Seedhi nhi ho sakti

Jabile ko Female Dish Q kaha Jata hai?
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Q k Ye Kabhi Seedhi nhi ho sakti
Par Hoti Bohat Sweet Hoti Hai,,,,

Jo Elam Ki Kitaab Thi Ussey La_Elmon Ke Hath Thama Diya

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Amal Ki Kitaab Thi Wazeefon Ki kitab Bana Diya

Samajne ki kitaab Thi parhne Ki kitaab bana Diya

Zindon ka Dastoor Tha Murdon Ka Manshoor Bana diya

Inqlaab Ki Kitaab Thi Sirf Sawab Ki kitaab bana diya

Jo Elam Ki Kitaab Thi Ussey La_Elmon Ke Hath Thama Diya

Khidmat se ALLAH Milta hai,

Dua Apne liye mangna Ibaadat hai
OR
Dua Dusron k Liye mangna Khidmat hai,

Ibaadat Se Jannat Milti Hai
OR
Khidmat se ALLAH Milta hai,

Resham K Takiye Pe bhi Neend nhi aati.

Mat sona Kisi bhi dost ki
Ghod main sir rakh k FARAZ

jab Ye Bichraty hain to Resham K
Takiye Pe bhi Neend nhi aati.....

Bohat roka hai badal ko barsne sem,

Kuch kami si hai tum Bin,
Na Rang hai na Roshni Hai tum Bin,

Waqat apni raftaar se chal raha hai,
Bus Dharkan Thami hai Tum Bin,

Barish bhi hai Dhwaan bhi,
Phir Bhi dil main hai Tapash Tum Bin,

Bohat roka hai badal ko barsne sem,
Phir Bhi Ankhon main nami si hai tum bin,

Wo Dekho Chaand nikla Hai Badlon K Pardy se

Bohat weeran hai mera dil Koi Mehfil Jamao naa
Wisaal_e_jan ki Yadoon Ka Koi Qissa Sunao Naa,'

Jo sapne hum ney Daikhey Hain Sath Rehney k
Un Haseen Khwabon Ko tum Haqiqat Banao naa,

Tumharey Bin Ye lamhe Azab_e_jan Lagtey Hain
Inhain asaan Banao na Tum Loat Aao naa,

Nigahon Se Bolna Or Phir Anjan Ban jana
Unhi Zaalim Adaon se Hamain Phir Tum Satao Naa,

Wo Dekho Chaand nikla Hai Badlon K Pardy Se
Ab Tum Bhi apne Chehry Se Hijab_e_Rukh Hatao Naa,

Per Qadmoon K Nishan Ab tak Tumharey Shoor Machatey Hain,

Saahil Per Sakoon Hai Per Kinare Shoor karte hain.
Mery Atraaf bus Rangeen Nizarey Shoor kartey hain,

Or Ab Chandni Patain Mujhe Achi Nhi Lagtin
Sakoon Se So Nhi sakta k Sitrey Shoor Karey hain,

Main Jab Khamoosh Rehta hun To sab Khamoosh Rehtey hain
Ek lafz Bhi Bolon To sab Shoor kartey hain,

Bohat Muddat Hui Jab Tum Mere Kuchey Se Guzrey they
Per Qadmoon K Nishan Ab tak Tumharey Shoor Machatey Hain,

u r still soying???

birds are chillaying
murgha is kukrukuing
chaand is doobing
sun is nikling
flowers are khushboo maring
peacock is naching

all are kahing
to u Good Morning

&

u r still soying???

No God’s Prayers नो,,,,,,,,,,

No Toothbrush
No Tea
No Breakfast
No Ssnnan
No God’s Prayers
No
No
No
No
No
No
Sabse Pehle
Apun Ka SMS
Good Morning

Have a terrific day. GOOD MORNING

Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get. Keep smiling always it increases ur face value. Have a terrific day. GOOD MORNING

Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo,

Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

I dressed by myself and to school I hurry.

I awoke this morning,
ate my breakfast early.
I dressed by myself
and to school I hurry.
School, school,
here I am today.
Now I am ready to read
and sing and play.

(to the tune of “Happy Birthday”)

Good Morning to you
Good Morning to you
Good Morning Dear first Grade
Good Morning to you!

Have a blessed day.

Mornin is God’s way of sayin ”One more time! Live life…
make a difference’
touch 1 heart,
encourage 1 mind n
inspire 1 soul,
Have a blessed day.
Good morning…

Kabhi Hansakar Kabhi Rulakar.

Kabhi Roothkar Kabhi Manaakar,

Kabhi Hansakar Kabhi Rulakar.

Teri Dosti ne Sikhaya Hai

Har Pal Jeena Muskura Kar.

Muskurati Subah Ka

Swagat Karo Muskura Kar

One More Inning Given By The God To Play And Win . . .

Do U Know The Meaning Of Morning . . . ? ? ?

Morning Means. . .

One More Inning Given By The God To Play And Win . . .
So Good Morning . . .

Since I can’t always c u,

Care is 1 main ingredient tht keeps closeness alive despite
distance & schedule. Since I can’t always c u, let my care b
with u 4ever & ever…

GoOd MoRnInG . . .:)

Contentment is not fulfillment

Appreciate life itself even if

it’s not a bed of roses.

Contentment is not fulfillment

of what u wish 4

but appreciation of what u have.

Gud Mrng!

wide arms embracing a new day.

Gud Morning. . . .

The rising sun
age old
yet new and inspiring
lighting up the world
with its soft pink rays;
just watching the familiar hues
dance on the still water
I return to emotions
that never truly left.
Just as the sun sets
it rises again
wide arms embracing a new day.

Little keys can open big locks…

Little keys can open big locks…

simple words can express great thoughts…

hope my sweet wishes can make your day lighter and smiling.

Good Morning

Wish u find them all today. . .

Each Moment in a day has its own value
Morning brings hope
Afternoon brings faith
Evening brings luv
Night brings rest
Wish u find them all today. . .

Good morning

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile…
Good Morning

Mistake ho gayi…

Good morning.

jaago aalsiyo jaago.

Utho aur desh ka kuch bhala karo.

Arey arey SORRY…

Mistake ho gayi…

TUM SOTE RAHO

USI ME DESH KI BHALAI HAI..

What you do comes from what you think.”

You may believe that you are responsible for what you do, but not for what you think. The truth is that you are responsible for what you think, because it is only at this level that you can exercise choice. What you do comes from what you think.”

Take Care!

Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING’ wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

Sawery jis tarah wo neend sy be’daar hota hai…

Gul’on ko bhi nahi aaya abhi tak is tarah khilna,

Sawery jis tarah wo neend sy be’daar hota hai…

Diwaaron Ko Dard Sunaya karta Tha,

(((((((((((((((((WO DIWANA THAA))))))))))))))))


Kagaz Kagaz Harf Harf Sajaya Karta Tha
Tanhai Mian Shehar Basaya Karta Tha,

Kaisa pagal Shaks Tha Sari Sari Raat
Diwaaron Ko Dard Sunaya karta Tha,

Abhi Jagta rehne De Phir ek Din So Jaon Ga Ek Din,

Mujhe Pata hai K main Tanha Ho Jaon Ga ek Din
Ek Poori Kainaat s Juda Ho Jaon Ga Ek Din,

Main To Panchi Hon Mera Zamane Se Kya Taluq
Bus Kabhi Hawaoon Main Urr Jaon Ga ek Din,

Mat Sato Ke Zindgi Mukhtsir haibohat
Do Ghari Aa kMilo Phir Main Mar Jaon Ga Ek Din,

Udas Rat se Kahe de Abhi Mujhe Nend anhi krni Arzoo
Abhi Jagta rehne De Phir ek Din So Jaon Ga Ek Din,

Hamesha Se Yahi Rhi Aadat Uski

kar k wada wo Nibhana Bhool Jata hai
Khafa Kar k Muje Wo manana Bhool Jata Hai,

Youn to Mujse Wo Kya kya nahikehta
Zaruri ho Jo Baat Wo Batana Bhool Jata hai,

Kis Kadr Tang wo mujhe kia Kata Tha
Khud Ho Pareshan To Satana Bhool Jata Hai,

Hamesha Se Yahi Rhi Aadat Uski
Wo sun K mere Dukh Apne Sunana Bhool Jata hai,

Does this fellow have any money?

Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!

30-60 years they love HUSBAND

1-5 years girls
love MOM

6-15 years girls
love DAD

16-30 years girls love ME

30-60 years they love HUSBAND

61-100 years they love..

Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le…!!!

Thanks for the warning!

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!

Please God marry me with intelligent man.

Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.

God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.

Yehi to Preshani hai.

Girl: Ye jo Samnay Larka betha hai mujhe ek Ghantay se Pareshan kar raha hai.

Waiter: Lekin woh to aapki taraf dekh bhi nahi raha.

Girl: Yehi to Preshani hai.

Best way to propose a girl:

Best way to propose a girl:

Take her to Sea.

Then say sit in a boat and

Then take the boat in the middle of Sea

Then Say

MARRY Me or Leave my Boat.

2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat.

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!

1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!

2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat.

1st tell me whether it is a question or an invitation.

Do U drink?” Girl’s father inquired of his prospective Son-in-Law.

Son in law: 1st tell me whether it is a question or an invitation.

Boy: Twenty-Twenty

Boy: Main 20 yrs ka hu.
Tum kitne ki ho?
Girl: Main bhi 20 yrs ki hu!!
Boy: To fir chale…?
Girl: kahan?

Boy: Twenty-Twenty

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengay.
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengay.

Mom i am going out to get some fresh air !!!

Girl to her mother : Mom i am going out to get
some fresh air !!!
Mother: Well go…but tell your “fresh air” that you have
to be back at home by 9:00 pm !!!!

BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

BOY : May I hold your hand?

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

In-front of her Boyfriend is “GUTS”

Kissing a Girl

On her Forehead is RESPECT,

On Cheek is CARE,

On Lips is LOVE,

On Neck is LUST,

But

In-front of her Boyfriend is

“GUTS”

Cutest Love Story:

Cutest Love Story:

A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?

Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha.

Pakistani Girl:

Story of KISSES:

When u kiss an American Girl she said:
Kiss me Hard.

Indian Girl:
Kiss me Soft.

Pakistani Girl:
Jaldi karo!
Ammi aajaye gi…

Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai. . .

Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai. . .

Boy to Girl: Kia me aap ka Haath Choom sakta hoon????

Girl: Kion, mere honton pe kaante lage Hain?

I will be urs forever

After a deep passionate kiss
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Girl whispered to the boy
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Kiss me 1nc more like that
&
I will be urs forever
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Buy:
Thanks for the warning!!!

Girl’s smile can make Living people die

Baby’s Smile can make Even dead people alive,

Girl’s smile can make Living people die

Moral: You can believe a child But never a girl…

KEEP SMILING!!

Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?
It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Longa.

Boy: Too Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahegi.

Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Longa.

Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha Tum Kuttay Ho.

Importance of Percentage:

Importance of Percentage:

Boy: Tumhare 12th Class Mai Kitney Percentage Thi?

Girl: 97%

Boy: Baap Rey Baap!

Itney Mai to Kisi Ghareeb k 2 Bacche Pass Ho Jaty.

The Result:

Just Imagine Life Without Girls!

The Result:

Market Silent

Streets Empty

The Police at Rest

All Mobile Companies are in Loss!!!

No SMS

No Flowers

No Valentine’s

No Candles

No Perfumes

No Traveling

All the men Direct to Heaven.

Boy: Idea To Marry You!

Girl: If We Get Married You Stop Smoking.
Boy: Ok!

Girl: Drinking Too.
Boy: Ok!

Girl: And Going To The Night Club Too.
Boy: Yes.

Girl: What Else Can You Leave?
Boy: Idea To Marry You!

Jitnay Pangay LoGay,

What is The Similarity Between Girls and Mobile Phones?

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Think

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Jitnay Pangay LoGay,
Utnay He Functions Pata Chalengy.

Boy: Runaway! Your Father is Coming!

Girl and Boy Were Sitting Alone in The Garden:

Girl: Do Something Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster…

Boy: Runaway! Your Father is Coming!

“Dada! Ye To Us Se Bhi Udham Hai.

Boy: Tere Liye Mere Dil Mai Thora Thora Gham Hai.

Girl: Aagay?

Boy: Lekin Jab Teri Behan ko Dekha to Dil ne Kaha

“Dada! Ye To Us Se Bhi Udham Hai.

FOR THE WARNING!

After An Emotional Hug,

Girl whispers to Boy: If You Hug Me once More Like that,

I will be yours forever.

Boy: Thanks

FOR THE WARNING!

But Paying the Bill does.

Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys?

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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,

But Paying the Bill does.

Boy: Ek Din Baraat Jo Le Kar Aana Hai.

Cutest Proposal:

Boy: Kya Main Aapka Address Jaan Sakta Hon?

Girl: Kyon?

Boy: Ek Din Baraat Jo Le Kar Aana Hai.

We can use Tears as a Threat.

IT’S GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

We can use Tears as a Threat.

Most Guys wont hit us.

We can Always find someone to pay for our drink.

We slap hard.

We’re tempting.

We don’t have to pay for dinner.

We’re the Subject of almost ALL the love songs.

No Matter how mean We are, We can always get someone to Fall in Love With us.

We don’t always mean what we say.

We dont always say wht we mean.

Our Handwriting is Always Better.

Boy: Life is Love.

Girl: What is Life?
Boy: Life is Love.

Girl: Whats Love?
Boy: Love is Kissing.

Girl: What is Kissing?
Boy: Come here and I’ll Show You.

Boy: Okay You Love Me.

Girl: Say You Love Me… Say You Love Me
Plzzz Say You Love Me

Girl: Say You Love Me… Say You Love Me
Plzzz Say You Love Me

Boy: Okay You Love Me.

1.You can trade an old 45 for a new 22

6 Reasons to prefer GUNS over GIRL:

1.You can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.You can admire a friend’s gun & He’ll let u try it.

3.Your Gun stays with you even if you are out of munitions.

4.Guns function normal everyday.

5.Gun do not mind if You go to sleep after you use it.

6.MOST IMPORTANT: You can buy a SILENCER for A GUN!

Boy to Girl: Tum to 14vee ka Chand ho.

Boy to Girl: Tum to 14vee ka Chand ho.

Girl: Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hon?

Boy: Arey nahi! Main to Ye batana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol Matol ho.

Boy: Tumhari Qameez Phati hui hai.

Boy: Tumhari Qameez Phati hui hai.

Girl: Nahi ye Fashion Hai.

Boy: Acha Khud Pharro to Fashion, Hum Pharren to Police Station.

Mattha tek or Dafaa ho.

BOY 2 girl: Tu hi to Jannat meri,
Tu hi mera junon or kuach na janu me,
Bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA me kya kru.

Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho.

Kyon Kay…

Aaj kal ki Larkiyan
Buhat Roti Hain
Dosto…!!!

Kyon Kay…

Main Unhain
Lift He Nahi Karata Hon..

Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.

Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana…

Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.

Boy: Kyun?

Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega.

Boy Looks: There’s no 1.

Boy Was Following a Girl.

Girl: Why are you following Me?

Boy: You are very pretty and I think I’m in Love With You!

Girl: But you have not met my Friend yet.
She is Prettier than Me and is right behind you.

Boy Looks: There’s no 1.

Girl: If You really loved Me. You Wouldn’t have looked Behind.

MORAL: True Love is Rare.

THINK ABOUT IT!

THINK ABOUT IT!

Why do Girls Eat Chocolates after a Break Up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.

Why do Guys drink after Break Up?
The bitterness of Alcohol makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl.

Is that so.

I would go to the end.

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

May I hold your hand?

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

~ Benjamin Franklin ~

“There will be plenty
of time to sleep
when
You are dead,
Life is for Living.
…So wake up and perform”

~ Benjamin Franklin ~

“Piyari “Subha” tum jab Bhi Ana.

Aye Subha Tum Jab Bhi Aana,
Sab k Liye Bas ‘KHUSHIYAN’ Lana”

“Har Chehray Par Hansi Sajana,
Har Aangan Mein Phool khilana”

“J0 R0YE hain unhain Hansana,
J0 R0thay hain unhain Manana,
Jo Bichhray hain unhain Milana”

“Piyari “Subha” tum jab Bhi Ana.
Sab k Liye ‘KHUSHIYAN’ Lana”
“AMEEN”

“GOOD MORNING”

“Har Chehray Par Hansi Sajana,

Aye Subha Tum Jab Bhi Aana,
Sab k Liye Bas ‘KHUSHIYAN’ Lana”

“Har Chehray Par Hansi Sajana,
Har Aangan Mein Phool khilana”

“J0 R0YE hain unhain Hansana,
J0 R0thay hain unhain Manana,
Jo Bichhray hain unhain Milana”

“Piyari “Subha” tum jab Bhi Ana.
Sab k Liye ‘KHUSHIYAN’ Lana”
“AMEEN”

“GOOD MORNING”

Jo ussay kuch nahi de saktay.”

kisi Insan ki azmat Jan’nay ka aakhari pymana ye hy k..

uska rawayya un logon k sath kesa hy,

Jo ussay kuch nahi de saktay.”

SalAm_e_Subh

Mera Dost Ko Uthale.

Utha le Maula, Utha Le.
:
:
Mere ko nahi,
:
:
Mera Dost Ko Uthale.
:
:
Uper nahi baba,
:
:
So raha hai,

Neend se Uthale.
Good Morning.

PAKKAY PAKKAY FRNDZ

Dedicated To My
PAKKAY PAKKAY FRNDZ

Tum Kisi Aur k
Liye Ho Ge
…Samandar-e-Ishq
Aey Dost !

Mere Liye Tou Tum
KAMINEY Thay KAMINEY
Ho, Aur KAMINEY Hii
Raho Ge …

So Make him/

When U r alone &
feel like U need a
Friend
Always remember
that
…There’s some1 else
who also needs a
Friend
So Make him/her
Ur Friend & make
his/her loneliness
go away…
Coz
What U make happen
in other’s life… GOD
makes that happen in
Ur life…

you will find someone

This place is no longer
new to me,

But people! they are
still the same,
…
&

So are my dreams!

I wish,
you will find someone
like yourself,

I will miss you,
my dear friend,

As you are so special
to me, by all means …

“I’ve left the Door key in car”

3 friends lived in a flat on the 110th floor.
One day the lift was out of order & they had to climb the stairs to go to 110th Floor.
To pass time & not get bored,
they decided that 1st person should tell a War story, 2nd a Funny story & 3rd a Sad story.

1st person tells a story & they climbed to 50th floor.

2nd tells a funny story & they climbed to 109th floor.

Now the 3rd had to tell a very Sad story.
He said,
“I’ve left the Door key in car”

Raaz B Hai Parda B

Kisi Ne Mujhse Pucha. Dost Kia Hai?

Maine kaha..

,*”1 Nemat”*,
,*”1 Dua”*,
,*”1 Izzat”*,
,*”1 Hifzat”*,
,*”1 Rishta”*,
,*”1 Bharosa”*,
,*”1 Taqat”*,
,*”1 Ehsas”*,
,*”1 Mithas”*,
,*”1 Haqiqat”*,
,*”1 Mohabat”*,
,*”1 Wafa”*,
,*”1 Pasand”*,
,*”1 Chahat”*,
,*”1 Sahara”*,
,*”1 Kinara”*,
,*”1 Sahil”*,
,*”1 Kashti”*,

Raaz B Hai Parda B

Dhoop B hai, Chaoun B,

Phool B hai, Khushbu B,

Hasrat B hai, Umeed B,

ALLAH Har Kisi ko Ache Dost Ataa Karey.
Jese k ,*”AAP” D

HEART I swear I’m keeping U..

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart

Keeping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u… but in my HEART I swear I’m keeping U..

Friendship is a language spoken by heart… not written on paper, not given by pledge… it is a promise renewed every time we keep in touch…Take Care…

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose… Roses last only a while … but friendship is forever

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

Make 1000′s friends
Its not an achievement to make 1000′s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000′s years.

Have a nice day ahead.

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship.
One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living
Have a nice day ahead.!

Have Touch That Never Burnt,

Have A Heart That Never Hardens,
Have A Smile That Never Fades,
Have Touch That Never Burnt,
And Have A Frienship That Never Breaks…

(C)alls you just to say “HI”

A Friend…

(A)ccepts you as you are

(B)elieves in “you”

(C)alls you just to say “HI”

(D)oesn’t give up ! ! on you

(E)nvisions the whole of you

(even the unfinished parts)

(F)orgives your mistakes

(G)ives unconditionally

(H)elps you

(I)nvites you over

(J)ust “be” with you

(K)eeps you close at heart

(L)oves you for who you are

(M)akes a difference in your life

(N)ever Judges

(O)ffer support

(P)icks you up

(Q)uiets your fears

(R)aises your spirits

(S)ays nice things about you

(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it

(U)nderstands you

(V)alues you

(W)alks beside you

(X)-plains thing you don’t understand

(Y)ells when you won’t listen and

(Z)aps you back to reality

Emoti0nal sentence by a friend,,

Emoti0nal sentence by a friend,,

“The l0ngest distance 0n earth isn’t fr0m n0rth t0 s0uth,
it’s when I stand infr0nt 0f y0u & y0u ign0re me..

Worl d call

u F one
Wa R id
Mob i link
Tel e nor
Worl d call

Even Our Network Cant Stay without Friend.

Aaj LafZ BAIGHAIRAT Suna To Sab Yaad Aaye..

Bohat Dino Se Mai Bhoola Hua Tha Doston Ko
Faraz,

Aaj LafZ BAIGHAIRAT Suna To Sab Yaad Aaye..

“Abay Zinda Hai Ya Biryani Butt Gai Teri.

The Best Feeling in the World
Is When u think that you have been forgotten by your friend.
And suddenly you receive a msg from ur Friend saying:
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“Abay Zinda Hai Ya Biryani Butt Gai Teri.

ThnkZzZ for accepting ME as I AM..!!

I say crazy things when I m hyper but don’t do them…

I say stupid things when I m angry but don’t mean them…

I say hurtful things when I m hurt but don’t mean to harm you…

I say silly things without thinking but laugh at myself later…

To all my friends who ignore my crazy talk, laugh at my silliness…

Forgive Me if I had ever hurt You…
ThnkZzZ for accepting ME as I AM..!!

Itne Din Me Kuch To Jaga Banai Hogi.

Kon Kehta Hai Dost Tumse Humari Judaai Hogi,
Yeh Afwaah Zaroor Kisi Dushman Ne Uraayi Hogi,

Shaan Se Rahen Ge Tumhare Dil Me Hum,
Itne Din Me Kuch To Jaga Banai Hogi.

DAD: Chalo choro ab baat khatam karo.

Responses Of People

When U R Beaten up by someone…

DAD: Chalo choro ab baat khatam karo.

MOM: Aray mere laal ko sach me Laal Kar dia.

LOVER: Kutto ki tarha pitt k mere samne Q khare ho.

SIS: Bhai, bht dard ho rha hy na.

But Finally,

FRIENDS Say: Chal Gari Nikal,

Watt Lagaty hain Salon ki.

Happy Rainy Day

Science Had Proved that Sugar Melts in water..So Avoid Going out side in Rain..Coz..I dont wish o lost a SWEET frind Like You..

Happy Rainy Day

Dosti Ek Bada Nazuk Sa Hunar Hoti Hy,

Narm Lafzo’n Se Bhi Lag Jati Hyn Chautei’n Aksar

Dosti Ek Bada Nazuk Sa Hunar Hoti Hy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Love is like a chewing gum,

Love is like a chewing gum,
it tastes only in the beginning!

But friendship is like chocolate,
it tastes till it ends!

Aap k liye DUA karna meri DUTY

Aap ko MISS Karna Meri HOBBY

Aap ka KHAYAL Rakhna meri JOB

Aap ko KHUSH rakhna Mera DREAM

Aap k liye DUA karna meri DUTY

&

Aap ko TANG krna MERA PYAR…

“Sala Abhi Tak Nahi Aaya Lgta Hy Paas Ho Jaye Ga“

Most Painful Situation Other Than Love Is When You r waiting for Ur Frnd After Exam …Thinking

“Sala Abhi Tak Nahi Aaya Lgta Hy Paas Ho Jaye Ga“

We Will Be Friends.

How long Shall We Be Friends?
Do u want A clue?

As long as Stars twinkle in the sky,

Till the water Runs dry
&
Till the day I die.
We Will Be Friends.

kisii buzurg kii sachchii duaa saa lagataa hai

badalate waqat kaa ik silsilaa sa lagata ha
ke jab bhii dekho use duusaraa-saa lagata hai
tumhaaraa husn kisii aadamii kaa husn nahin
kisii buzurg kii sachchii duaa saa lagataa hai
terii nigaah ko tamiiz rang-o-nuur kahaiN
mujhe to Khoun bhii rang-e-hinaa saa lagataa hai
damaaG-o-dil ho.na agar mutmaiin to chhaaon hai ya dhoup
thapdi luu bhii Thandii hawa si lagati hai

SANIA MIRZA Details:

SANIA MIRZA Details:

Age: 19

Sex: Female

Weight: 56 Kg

Height: 165 Cm

Colour: Normal

Boy Friend:Assi Hor Kon.

Brother:Tusi Hor Kon .

Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae,

1st Sardar: 0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?

2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae,

2 A Frnd: HONESTY

D Bst Present 2 Give

2 A Frnd:

HONESTY

2 Ur Enemy:

4GIVENES

2 Parents:

GRATEFULNES

2 God:

OUR LIFE

2 Me:

Nokia N95

Video I-Pod 80gb

PS3/Xb0x

HP/Sony Laptop

Home Theater

Digital Camera 12.0

BMW Latest Model

Thats All.

I M “Down 2 Earth Persn

Wid Simple Dreams.

Hai smart bohot wo hai

Hai

smart

bohot
wo

hai

bheja

ne
jis
or
hoon
raha
parh
se

niche
ko
msg
jo
hoon
stupid

womain

confused

Pine tree pakad kar rota hon

jungle me raheta hon
kaato par sutatta hon
jab bhi teri yaad sataati hai
pine tree pakad kar rota hon

Ye Baazi Hum Hiii Jeetai’n Ge

Examination Hall Main Students Ka Naara . . .

“Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hy

Ye Baazi Hum Hiii Jeetai’n Ge

Har Jaib Se Pharra Nikle Ga

Tum Kitne Pharray Pharo Ge . . .”

G . A . MICRO ;->

Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT

Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai

Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai

“I MISS U” LIKHA HAI..

Andaz-e-pyar Aap ki ek ada hai dur ho humse aap ki khata hai dil me basi hai ek pyari si tasvir apki jis neechy

“I MISS U”
LIKHA HAI..

Sunnat nibha rahe hai..Dushman se pyar karke

Kya faaida hua hai ab intezaar karke
Gardish mein aagaye hai..Hum tumse pyar karke
Iss daur mein Wafa ka..Hum karobaar karke
Sunnat nibha rahe hai..Dushman se pyar karke

Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….

Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….
reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

Sorry yar Aap ka khayal a gaya tha.

Lahola Wala Quata Illahbillah hil aliul azim.
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.
.
Sorry yar Aap ka khayal a gaya tha.

Baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena … ;->

Quaidabad,
.
Malir,
.
Kalaboard,
.
Airport,
.
Colony gate,
.
Natha khan ,

aur

aur

aur
aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena … ;->

Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,

Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,

Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,

Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,

Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->

Hello, this is GOD.

Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

THE story behind the fact……

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

THE story behind the fact……

Two birds went to the theatre.

One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,

So they had to give it a spare row.

Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.

Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge…. ;->

Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..

Rule of BOYS
“PHulo ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata,

suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata,

kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni,

Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..

Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI

Why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
.
.
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.
.
.
.
Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI

u know about my smile?

u know about my smile?
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
&
ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy

zahir hai aap

Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
zahir hai aap
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
to ho nai sakte
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
to phir
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.
.
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.
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MAI HUN

Chalo Apna kaam karo…?

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
haan ji..
kya chahiye?

kuch dhoondh rahe ho?

shayad sms..

yahaan factory lagi hai kya.
Chalo Apna kaam karo…?

Ajab Kash_Ma_Kash Thi Meri Zindgi Main!!

Meri Chahat Tha Wo Meri Aana Bhi Tha!!!
Mere khamoosh Lehjon ki Wo Ek Sada Bhi Tha!!

Rehta Tha Subh_O_Sham Wo Mere Wajood Mian !!!
Meri Awaz Mera Lehja Wo Meri Ada Bhi Tha!!!!

Deta Tha Mujhko Zakhm Wo Be_Hisaab Magr!!!
Hamdard Bhi Tha Wo Meri Wafa Bhi Tha!!!

Ab Us K Zikar Par Aksar Main Khamoosh Ret Hun!!!
Kabhi Meri Wo Mohabbat Ki Intha Bhi Tha!!!

Ajab Kash_Ma_Kash Thi Meri Zindgi Main!!
Puja Ussey Bhi Tha Dill Main Khuda Bhi Tha

Gharon Mian jin K diya bhi nhihai Un K liye,

Wo Bakshta hay Gunah_E_Azeem Bhi Lkin,
Hamari Choti C naiki Bhi Shamball Rakhta Hai,

Hum Ussy Bhool Jatey Hain Roshni main,
Wo Tariqi Mian Khyal Rakhta hai,

Jab Kabhi Dair Se Lotoun To Meri MAA ki Tarha,
Wo Mere Rizq ka Hisaa Nikall Rakhta hai,

Gharon Mian jin K diya bhi nhihai Un K liye,
Fiza main Un K liye Chand Sitary Uchall Rakhta hai,

Dil Ka Kya Hai Too"ta Hai Toota"ta Reh jaye Ga.....

Ab K mujh Ko dekh k Wo Dekhta Reh Jaye ga...
Iss Qadar Badlain Ge Hum Wo Sochta Reh jaye Ga...

Merey Chehry Pe b Hun Gey Be_Rukhi k Zawiye....
Aaisa Hai k Mujh Main Mujh Ko Dhondta Reh jaye Ga....

Us gali Se Ab mera Guzar Mumkin Nhi....
Apne ghar Ki khirkiyon Se diakhta Reh jaye Ga....

Aansoun ki Dhool Main Kiuon Zindgi Ko Jhonk Don main...
Dil Ka Kya hai Toot"ta Hai Toot"ta Reh Jaye Ga.....

Basti Ujjar Gui To Ekela Bohat Laga .......

Magroor hi Sahi ,Wo Mujhey Bohat Acha Laga,
Wo Ajnabi Tha par Apna Bohat Laga,...........,

Sehra Mian g Raha Tha Jo Dariya dili K sath,
Daikha Jo Ghoor Se To Pyasa Bohat laga,.......,

Wo Jis k Dam_E_Qaadam se ThiBasti Ki Ronqain,
Basti Ujjar Gui To Ekela Bohat Laga,............,

Iss ka Result AAGYA hai........

Main To Girlfriend Ki Waja Se Preshan Phir Rha Tha.....



SAQI


Zalimoon Ne Mere Papa Ko Bata Diya K Iss Ka Result aagya Hia,

Jo Barish Mian Ghosla girne Nhi Deta,

Wohi Mehfooz Rakhe Ga Mere Ghar Ko Bloon se
Jo Barish Main Ghosla Shajar Se Girne Nhi Deta ,

Ejaazat Ho to Keh Don Qisa_e_Ulfat Sar_e_Mehfil,

Zara Khamoosh Reh kar Bhi Unhen sub Kuch Suna Dena
Zubaan Se Kuch na Kehna daikh Kar Aansu Bha Dena,

Me Mujrim hun Mujhe Iqrar hai jurme Mohabbat ka
Par Pehle Kehta par Ghour Ka lo Phir Saza Dena,


Ejaazat Ho to Keh Don Qisa_e_Ulfat Sar_e_Mehfil,
Mujhe Kuch To Fasana Yaad Hai Kuch Tum Suna Dena,

I can lend you my mirror.

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

Life is pretty much unpredictable.

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won’t miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….

Dil kar raha hai keh….
aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
kis…
kis…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai
dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai
na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hai

Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye

Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye………

jiska style hai lajawaab

jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida
jisse dil na hona chaiye juda
jiska style hai lajawaab
unhi ka sms padh rahe hai aap janaab

Har phoolko raatki raani nahi kehte,

Har phoolko raatki raani nahi kehte,
Har kisise dilki kahani nahi kehte,
Meri ankhonme namise samajh ja jaana,
Deewane har bat zabani nahi kehte

Be Careful!

Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain

_______I M NOT A Male.

Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.

Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karen.

Aao!

Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karen.

K

Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karengy.

Hum Wafa Karengy.

Hum Muhabbat Karengy.

Sirf Aur Sirf Apni.

Pyari

“AMMI JAAN” Se.

Wife: Paka Sakti Hon.

Husband: Tum Aesi Roti Nahi Paka Saktin,
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thin.

Wife: Paka Sakti Hon.
Agar Tum Bhi Aisa Aata Goondho,
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karty Thy.

55: Khubsurti

Select One No:
Jis se Pata Chale ga k Aap ki Aankhon Main kya Nazar aata hai.

11, 22, 33, 44, 55
66, 77, 88, 99, 00

Reply must.

Answer:
11: Chalaki
22: Pyar
33: Masti
44: Umeed
55: Khubsurti
66: Jazba
77: Gehrai
88: Ghussa
99: Narazgi
00: Masumiyat

C-Vry caring About U

Jo Aapko Sab Se Ziyada Acha Lagta Hai Us k Naam ka Last Alphabet Likh Kar bhejein.

Then I will Tell u, Uski Feelings Aapke liye kia hain?

Its very Interesting. Reply.

A-Realy loves u
B-Likes U
C-Vry caring About U
D-Very possesive abt u
E-Big enemy of U
F-Always pray 4 U
G-Vry rude
H-only flirt wid u.
I-Hates U
J-Wants 2 kil u
K-vry sincrd
L-Like u but not showing
M-never wana loose u
N-cant live widout u
O-angry wid u
P-just wants u
Q-ignores u
R-realy lov u n want u 2 mary
S-waiting 4u
T-Passing time
U-Want 2 propose u
V-Very respect u
W-Never want 2 Gladen u
X-Very emostionl abt u
Y-alwys mis u
Z-See monkey in u

Aapka Or Mera Rishta.

Today’s Game!

Aapka Or Mera Rishta.

Plz Select Any 1 Number.

445, 663, 999, 881,
554, 336, 000, 118.

Reply is Must.

999: Khubsurat Ehsaas
000: Best Friend
445: Sincerity
554: Time Pass
663: G/F, B/F
336: Dil k Rishta
881: Love
118: Dhoka.

Janu= Ever Laughing

Select A Word That You Use Mostly
Then I’ll Tell U About YOUR Nature
Its Very Interesting.

Janu
Jani
Jan
Jan ji
Darling
Sweet heart
Dear

Reply Must Ok.

Answers:

Jan= ,,,,,,,,,,,
Jani= Flirty
Jan Ji= Caring
Janu= Ever Laughing
Darling= Sincere
Sweet Heart= Nice Personality
Dear= Innocent.

Ya Aap Jese Chaho Describe Karo?

Plz Reply For Me:

Aapki Zindagi Me Meri Kia Ehmiyat Hai?

Aap Meri Ehmiyat Ek Khubsurat Jumlay Me Describe Karen,
Ya Koi Song Dedicate Karen
Ya Aap Jese Chaho Describe Karo?

Send It 2 Friends N Be Aware Of Ur Importance!

Reply Must.

3. I Look Best When?

=MY SIMPLY SEVEN QUESTIONS=

1. My first impression on you was?
A:
2. Best thing in my nature?
A:
3. I Look Best When?
A:
4. Any Advise for Me?
A:
5. Define me in One Word?
A:
6. Any Similarity between You and Me?
A:
7. My Bad habit?
A:
Please Reply.

1. Meray Ander Sab Se Acha Kya Hai____?

According To You:

1. Meray Ander Sab Se Acha Kya Hai____?
Ikhlaq, Face, Talking Power.

2. Meri Ander Sab Se Bura Kya Hai____?
Gussa, Surat, Rudness.

3. Mujhe Life Partner Kaisa Milna Chaiye____?
Simple, Active, Funny, Loving, Beautiful.

4. Agar Mujhe Aap k Sath 1 Din Kahin janay ka Mauqa Miley
to Kahan jana Chaiye____?
Sea View, Hotel, Long Drive.

5. Meri Life Mai Sab Se Important kya Hona Chahiye____?
Paisa, Freind, Izzat, Pyar.

Hi, Today is Recharge Day:

Hi, Today is Recharge Day:

So Recharge My Number
If You are one of the following Type of FRIEND:

Rs.10- Just Friend
Rs.50- Nice Friend
Rs.100- Sweet Friend
Rs.250- True Friend

Hurry, Its Limited Time Offer!

Black: Zidi n Fashionable

Dedicate Me a Rose:

White: Samjhdar n sweet
Purple: Naughty n Hansome
Orange: Proud n Bad Nature
Yellow: Honest n Best Friend
Black: Zidi n Fashionable

Reply Must.

Send To Your Friends and Get Answer.

Top Question!!!

Mujhse Shadi Karne Wala LUCKY Hoga Ya UNLUCKY?

Reply With Reason.
Send To Your Friends and Get Answer.
But Reply Me 1st, I’m Waiting for Your Answer.

Jo Aap Chahtay Ho K Kabhi Change Na Ho.

Meri Ek Aadat Batao.

Jo Aap Chahtay Ho K Kabhi Change Na Ho.

Ye Sab Ko Send Karo Aur Dekho K
Aap K Andar Kitni Achi Aadatain Hain.

But Reply Me 1st. I’m Waiting.

Today is KHOON MAAF Day.

Today is KHOON MAAF Day.

Farz karen Mera khoon Aap pe Maaf ho.

Aur mai apko Jungle mai Akela mil jao.

Or aapke pas Pistol b ho to kya aap mujhe mar dogy?
Reply.

Reply Me and Be Honest.

Everyone is Incomplete Without Something,

What Do You Think, ROOMAN is incomplete Without……….?

Fill This Space.

Reply Me and Be Honest.

Aap ki Zindage Mai Kis Cheez ki Kami Hai.

Choose Any Numbar Zara Pata to Chale K
Aap ki Zindage Mai Kis Cheez ki Kami Hai.
27 37 47 57 67 77 87 97
Reply Must.

Answer:
27= Vitamin C ki
37= Vitamin B ki
47= Vitamin A ki
57= Vitamin F ki
67= Fat ki
77= Vitamin D ki
87= Iron ki
97= Vitamin E ki

Girlz hv only 2 feelingz…

Remember!

Girlz hv only 2 feelingz…

1- kisi boy se pyar nai krna.

Bcoz: Wafa nai milti sb chor jate hen.

2- Jo wafadaar ho us ko chor do.

Bcoz: Ghar wale kya sochen ge?

Moral: Girlz r like the LIFE. khud bewafa hen or wafa chahti hen.
Apni feelingz sb kuch n boy’s feelingz just MANGO!

Boy- Xcuse me

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother’s DAY.

Ek umer Guzari Hi Ek Phool Chere K Saath,

Khushbi Q na hoge Meri Guftgo me,
Main Ne Ek Umer Guzari hi Ek Phool
Se Chere K Sath..........

Mery Marne k bad Meri Khani Likhna

Mery Marne k bad Meri Khani Likhna
Kese hoi Meri Barbaad Jawani likhna,

Aur Likhna K merey Hont Khushi Ko tarsy
Kese barsaa Mrei ankhon Se pani Likhna ,

A Likhna k ussay Intzaar to Bohat thaa tera
Akhri Sanson Main Wo Hichkion Ki Rwaani lkhna,

Likhna Martey Waqat B dua Deta rha Tujhko
Haath Bahir They Qafan se Ye Nishani Likhna,

Kehti hai to Kehti Rahey Magroor Ye Duniya

Hum Ehly Wafa husan ko Ruswa nhi Karte
Parda B uthy To Hum Daikha Nhi karte,

Rakhtey Hain Jo Oron K liye pyar ka jazba
Wo Log Toot Kar bhi kabhi Bikhra nhi karte,

Kehti hai to Kehti Rahey Magroor Ye Duniya
hum Moor K kisi Shaks Ko Daikha Nhi karte,

Duniya De Ge Misaal Iss ki Ankahin,

Wo Husn_Mujasam kamal Us ki Ankhain
Sarapa mohabbat Jamal us ki Ankahin,

M Jab Bhi Puchon Swal Us se koi
Mujhey Deti hain Roz Taal us ki ankahin,

Jab Bekain To Dono Jahan de Kar Le Loon
Wo Chehra ,Wo Zulfain, Wo Gaal Un ki Ankahin,

agar Koi Puchey K Duniya Main kya hai?
Duniya De Ge Misaal Iss ki Ankahin,

Wo Kesa Hai?

Ussay Kehna,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Agar milna Nhi asan
To Likh Bejhy
Wo Kesa hi?

Bohat Din se Ye
Dil BeChain Rehta hai
Tabiyat Bhi Machalti hai,

Kabhi Thokar Lagti hai
to Mera zahan jane kun
us ki simat jata hai,

K Usseey Koi pather koi
Kanta na laga ho
KHUDARA Wo Salamat ho,

Ussey Kehna Agar milna
Nhi Assan To Likh Bhjey
Wo Kesa hai?

Wo Waqt yaad aaey to Loat Aana,,,

jab kabi tera dil Ghabraye to loat Ana
Agar Tujhe Yaad aaon to Loat Ana,

kuch Acha waqt guzra hai Tumhare Saath
wo Waqat yaad Aaey To Loat Ana,

Ek Pal main dost ban guy hum
Wo pal Agar yaad aaen to loat Aana,

Log To Aksar saath nhi dete dil Walon ka
Koi saath na de to Loat aana,

Na jane teri Yaad Itni Kiuon ati hai
Agar yon Puhanch Jaa=ey Paigham to laot aana,

Hum Ne Wafa Se Bohat Aagy Tumhain Chaha hai,,

***************Special Ghazal****************

Had_e_Intha se Bohat Aagy tumhain Chaha Hai,,

Hum Ne Wafa Se Bohat Aagy Tumhain Chaha hai,,

Jahan Se Lout Aane Ka Rasita Nhi milata ,,

Us Rasitey Se Bohat Aagy Tumhain Chaha hai,,

Us se kaho Jis Ki Nigah Main Mohabbat Gunah_e_Azeem hai,

Hum Ne Gunah Se Bohat Door Chaha ha,,

Mohabbat main main Harf_e_Harf Mujhey Mangna Nhi ata,,

Main Ne Adab_e_Dua Se Tumhain Aagy Bohat Manga hai.......

Sunehre Lafz Bunta Hun Us Ko Tarteeb Deta hun,,

Subuk Raftar Lamhon Ki Hadain Tarteeb Deta Hun ,,

Sehar Ki sans Ginta Hun Shabain Tarteeb Deta hun,,

main Aab_e_Zar Se Kikhta Hun Naam Us ka Sehron Mian,,

Sunehre Lafz Bunta Hun Us Ko Tarteeb Deta hun,,

Mian Dil Pe hath Rakh Kar Dharknain Tarteeb Deata hun,,

mere Logon Ki Tabiyat Main Yazeedi Wasf Hai Shamil,,

Wohi Muj Ko Mitate Hain Jinko tarteeb deta hun,,

Kash Hum bata Patey......

Kash Hum Bata patey,,,


Kitna Chaha hai Tumhain,,

Kiss Qadar mohabbat hai,,

Kis Qadar Zarurat hai,,

Kash hum Bata Pate,,

Jaan Ye Tumhari Hai,,

Her Khusshi Tumhari hai,,

Dil Lagi Hai Sirf Tum Hi se,,

Zindgi tum Hi sa hai,,

Kash Hum Bata patey,,

Rooh Ki Zarurat Ho,,

Dill Ki Ibadat Ho,,

Meri Tum Mohabbat Ho,,

zMeri Tum Mohabbat Ho,,,

Mrei Mohabbat ho tum.....

Kash Hum Bata patey,,,


Kitna Chaha hai Tumhain,,

Kiss Qadar mohabbat hai,,

Kis Qadar Zarurat hai,,

Kash hum Bata Pate,,

Jaan Ye Tumhari Hai,,

Her Khusshi Tumhari hai,,

Dil Lagi Hai Sirf Tum Hi se,,

Zindgi tum Hi sa hai,,

Kash Hum Bata patey,,

Rooh Ki Zarurat Ho,,

Dill Ki Ibadat Ho,,

Meri Tum Mohabbat Ho,,

zMeri Tum Mohabbat Ho,,,

Roshni Ki Khwahish main,

Umer k samander main,

Roshni Ki Khwahish main,

Waqat K sitare hain,

jis khuda Ne Ye Dharti,

ye Falak Sanware hain,

Or Meri Dua hai ye,


Wo Apki Qismat main,

Ilam Ki Rida Likh De,


Waqat Ki Ada Likh de,

Pyar Ki Intha Likh de,

Rizq Bepnah Likh De,


Maa Ki Dua likh De,

Or Apni Raza Likh De,

***********AMEEN**********

Waqat Ki Ada Likh de,

Umer k samander main,

Roshni Ki Khwahish main,

Waqat K sitare hain,

jis khuda Ne Ye Dharti,

ye Falak Sanware hain,

Or Meri Dua hai ye,


Wo Apki Qismat main,

Ilam Ki Rida Likh De,


Waqat Ki Ada Likh de,

Pyar Ki Intha Likh de,

Rizq Bepnah Likh De,


Maa Ki Dua likh De,

Or Apni Raza Likh De,

***********AMEEN**********

Ishq Hota hai Bhgawat ho Hi jati hai.......

Karna na Bhi Chaho To Mohabbat ho Jati hai,
Kisi Khamosh chehre Se Musalsal Ashk Bahney Par,,

Chupana Chaho agr Wazaahat Ho hi Jati hai,,
Kisi k Door janey par umeedain Toot janey se,,

Wafaon main rog Milaney ki Shikayet Ho hi Jati Hai,,
tum Ne B suna ho Ga Zamana Isy kehtey hain,,,

K Jab Ishq Hota Hai Bhgawat Ho Hi jati hai.........

Bus Yahi Dua kiya karo............

Ek Guzarish agar Mano,,
Na ghmon k Geet na Suna karo,,

Na kisi Ki yaad main jala karo,,
Ab Chor Do yee Udasiyan,,

Mere Dost Khush raha karo,,
Khuda na kare kisi ko Juda,,,

Bus Yahi Dua kiya karo,,,,,,,

"DOSTI" Shayed Zindgi hoti hai?

"DOSTI" Shayed Zindgi hoti hai?

Jo Her Dil Mial Basi Hoti hai.....

Wese to Jee Lete Hain Sabi Lakin,,,

Phir B DOST ki Zarurat Her kisi ko Hoti hai..

Iss qadar Bewafa Kaise hua?????

Khatam Apni Mohabbat ka Silsila kaisa huwa??

Tu to Mujh main Jazb tha to tu JUDA kaise Huwa??

Wo jo Tere or mere darmyan main ek baat thi,

Aao Sochain ! Shehar us se,,


Aashna kaisey hua??

Chub Guin Seene main,

tooti Khwahishon Ki kirchiyan.

Kya likhon??
Dil tootne ka Hadissa kaise hua?

Jo Rag_e_Jan tja kabhi,

milta hai Rukh phair kar

Sochta hun ..

Iss qadar Bewafa kaise hua?

Naeem Teri Mohabbat ka Mohtaj kesa hai??

kaam Kaaj or mizaaj kesa hai??

Kal to kal Tha Btaow aj kesa hai??

Hamre sher main hain Mohabbat k Dushman

Tumhare shaer main btaow riwaaj kesa hai??

Us ki Awaz sun loon milta hai skon_e_dil

Mere ghum ka daikho ilaaj kesa hai??

Us ki Meethi baatain bhool sakta nhi

NAEEM teri mohabbat ka Mohtaj kesa hai??

Duniya ki mohabbat se ALLAh nhi milta......

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Duniya ki mohabbat se ALLAH nhi milta,,,



lakin


ALLAH ki mohabbat se Jannat Or Duniya Dono hi mil jate hain,,

::::::::::MASHALLAH:::::::::

lOHEY KI Talwaar..................

Talwaar 2 Qisam ki hoti hai,,,

1:Lohey Ki (Iron)

2:Mohabbat ki (Love)

lohey ki Talwaar 1 Ko 2 karti hai,,

Mohabbat Ki Talwaar 2 ko 1 karti hai,

HAZRAT ALI (A.S)

Tum Apni Khatir hamain zinda rehne do,,

###BUS REHNE DO###

Aansu Behte Hain to behne do,
Ye keh rahe hain dil ki baat inhain kehne do,

Bohat bewafa ho tum ye hum ko maloom hai,
Tum apni wafa ki baat apne tak rehne do,

mila to kya mila tumhain chahne k baad,
Bus Dukh hi seh rahe hain Hamain sehne do,

Tum ne to keh dala sab Hal_e_Dil Apna,
Ab hamain b apni dastaan kehney do,

Tum Apni Khatir hamain zinda rehne do,,

Tumhare Waaste Ab kuch b nhi "WASSI"

Aadtain thi us ki mujh ko jalane wali,,
Baat ki hans k magar ki dil ko dukhaney wali,,


Ajkal wo mujhey kuch badla huwa lagta hai,,
Ho gyin us ki nigahain b zaamane wali,,

Hum ne iklas ka daman nhi chora ab tak,,
Hai us ki mohabbat to rulaaney wali,,

Main ne samjha tha guzar jaey ga waqat lakin,,
Rut_e_barsat b nikli To sataaney wali,,

Tunhare waste Ab kuch nhi hai "WASSI"
Khuda se baatain na karo Dil ko Behlaney wali,,

Muje Tum Yaad Aatey Hooo.....

Nazar meri tarsti hai Jab Tum Yaad atey ho,,,,
Mohabbat Jab tarpati hai Muje Tum Yaad atey ho,,,
Sama Jata hai ankhon main tere Jazbon ka bheega Pan,,,
kahin Barish Barasti Hai Muje rtum Yaad AAtey Ho,,,,,,,,
Zamane kay Swaloon ko Mian hand=s kar tall don Lakin,,,,
Nami Ankon ki keti hai Muje Tum Yaad Aatey Ho,,,,

Barish main Bheeg kar........

Barishon main bheeg kar
wo aksar kha karta tha,
Muje 2 Cheezen Bohat pyari lagti hain,,,

Ek Barish Or Our Ek Tum ,..

Barish muje is liye achi lagti hai,,,,,
Kion ki Barish tumhari yaad le kar ati hai,,,


Tum iss liye achey ho .,,,,
q k Tmhari Yaadain ,,,,

Barish lo or b Pyara bana deti hain,,,
Aj Barish main akele Bheeg kar jane kion,,,,

Mera dil bar bar mujse keh raha Tah,,,
K barish Ki her ek Bond Se Puchon ,,


Kya Ussy Barish Aj b Pyari Lagti hai????/

At the Top.............

Hardwork Is like Stairs And
Luck Is like Lift,,,,,,,,,,,
Sometime Lift may be fail but
Stairs Will Always Take U
At The TOP,,,,,,,
Happy Successful Life....
Must Always be happy.........

Dosti ko tum Waq_e_Guzari na samjhna.......

Main Jhoom jaon to sharabi na samjhna,,,
Gir Jaon sajde main to nimaz na samjhna,,,
Thora sa behak gaya hun Muhabbat main,,
Jo aagy bhron to shikari na samjhna,,,,
Muj se Cheen li hain khushiyan mere apno ne,,,,
Hath jo phlaon to bhikari na samjhna,,,
Bohat kuch khoya hai muje anari na samjhna,,,,
Ek nasihat yaad rakhna eeey mere DOST,,,,
Dosti ko tum Waqt_e_Guzari na samjhna .......