Tableegi Mujhe Pata hai k In Ki DHARI ......

Ek Naya nata TABLEEGI TABLEEG se Aya To Atey
Hi Apni BV ko Marna Shuro Kar Diya

DOST ne Pucha ku Maar Rhe ho
Tableege bola Ye DHARI nhi Rakhti

Dost Replied:
Yaar Orton Ki Dhari Nhi Hoti

Tableegi Mujhe Pata hai k In Ki DHARI
Nahi Hoti kam Az kam Niyat to kar sakti hai na?

Ay Hum Watnon..........

Meri To Saza bhi Guzar jaey gi,

Magr
Ay Hum Watnon..........

Tum Logo ko tumhari Gairat Mubarik ho

((((((((((Dr.Afia))))))))))))

HUM dill jissy chaahain Wo Apna Nahi Rehta,

HUM maan chuke hain dill se Ye baat bhi

""""""""""SAGAR""""""""""

HUM dill jissy chaahain Wo Apna Nahi Rehta,

Uss chehry pe tujhe gharoor KITNA,

Hai nafas k haton to majboor KITNA
Sab jaab k bhi hai aj anjan KITNA,

Jiss chere nay hai ik din Mitti main Milna
Uss chehry pe tujhe gharoor KITNA,

Phir Apne app se nafrat si ho gai,

Her sham se milne ki aadat si ho gai
Phir rafta raffta tum se mohabbat si ho gai,

Shayed ye taza taza judai ka asar hai
Her shakal yak baa yak teri surat si ho gai,

Ek naam jhil milane laga dill k taaq par

Ek yaad jese baais_e_Rahat si ho gai
Khud ko saja sanwaar k rakhne ka shoq tha,

Phir Apne app se nafrat si ho gai,

Subah Bister se bhi Phoolon ki Mehak Aati hai

Raat ki Aghoosh me aa jaye agar khyal uska

"""""WASI""""""
Subah Bister se bhi Phoolon ki Mehak Aati hai ,...

K Hasil kuch nhi hota kisi ko azmane se,

Talluq toot jaey ga Mera sary Zamaney se
Mery aone khafa hongey tumhe apna Banane se,

Tumhare sath rehne se mujhe taskin milti hai
Bohat Takleef hoti hai tumhary door jane se,

Mere ghar ko jala dena magr ye zahen mian rakhna
Ujala mill nhi sakta kisi k ghar jalane se,

Hamari jaan jaey gi to Tum jaan jao gey
k Hasil kuch nhi hota kisi ko azmane se,

AAj bhi wo nazdeek hai faslon k bawjood,

Har Jaga Tnhayan hain Mehflon K bawjood
Me akela Hon bohat se dosto k bawjood

Aj bhi dill dharkta hay usi ki nam par
AAj bhi wo nazdeek hai faslon k bawjood,

Par log aksar badl jatey hain mohabbat ho jane k bad.....

Kaash Chahny wake haneysha chahne wale hi rehty

"""""""""FARAZ"""""""""
Par log aksar badl jatey hain mohabbat ho jane k bad.....

Aaj Wo Dill bhi NAlaam Ho Gaya.....

Bohat dair kar di to ne Meri dhakan Mehsoos karne main
Aey DOST
Aaj Wo Dill bhi NAlaam Ho Gaya jiss ko Kabhi log Anmol samjhtey they...

Bus Duaa ye hai K Dhoone Tak sath tumhara ho....

Zaroori nhi k jeeney ka sahara ho
Jise hum ne chaha wo hamara ho

Dhoob jaey hamari kashti hain ghum nhi
Bus Duaa ye hai K Dhoone Tak sath tumhara ho....

Kya Pata tha ka meri itni parwa ussey la parwa kar de gi.....

Ghalti hui k ussey jaan se bhi ziyada chane lagy
SAQI
Kya Pata tha ka meri itni parwa ussey la parwa kar de gi......

Use maloom tha Shayed juda hi Muqaddar hai........

Haeen Yadon Main Khoya Tha Bicharne se pehly
Bara khush Faham Tha bichrne se pehly,

Wo Jis k hath Choone k Be_adbi Samajhate tehy
Gale se lag k Roya tha Bicharne se pahly,

Use maloom tha Shayed juda hi Muqaddar hai
Wo kin Sochon main Khoya Tha Bicharne se Pehle,

koi Chahne wala ho to Tum Jaisa,

koi Dost ho to tum jaisa
koi Chahne wala ho to Tum Jaisa,

Koi Dill se pyar ho to tum jesa
Par koi Tum jesa q ho?

"""""""""""""TUM HO NA""""""""""""""

k khushiyab Milain subko hmari waja se,

Ye bhi ek dua hai meri khuda se,
kisi ka dill ne dukhe hamari Waja se

Aey Khuda kr dy kuch asisi inyat hum pe
k khushiyab Milain subko hmari waja se,

Baar baar izhaar se pyaar Ziada nhi hota,

Sirf Zubaan se kiya hua wada
Wada nhi Hota,

Baar baar izhaar se
pyaar Ziada nhi hota,

Mujh ko Parkhna hai
To
Mere Andar Utro
Sirf kinary se Samundar
ka andaza nhi Hota.

Tujh se lipat kar jo ro lete हम........

To jo apney Wadon Pe Dat Gaya hota
kon Kafir Tha Jo Hat gaya Hota,

Tujh se lipat kar jo ro lete hum
Ghamon ka badal to Chat gaya hota,

Uski baaton se zindagi ka guma hota hai,

Saaari dunya hai meray wastay dozakh ki tarah,
haan magar shakhs woh meri panahoon jaisa hai,

uski baaton se zindagi ka guma hota hai,
bewafa hai sabhi per woh wafaon jaisa hai,

Ek Zra c bhol hui or usy kho bethe...........

Kabi Jazbon kabi Khwabon Ki tijarat kr K
Dil ne Dukh Dard kmaye hain Muhabbat kr k,

Tum jab aao ge to Mehfooz Milen ge Tum Ko
Hum Ne Dafney hain kuch khwaab amanat kar k,

Ek Zra c bhol hui or usy kho bethe
hum ney Paya tha jise barson Ibadat kar k,

Muqadr may raat ki neend nhi to kya hua?

Muqadr may raat ki neend nhi to kya hua
hum bhi Muqadar ko Pagal bana kar Din ko So Jaatey hain....

Hum se doori achi hai par itni doori kheek nahi,

So Qissy hain Miltey Jultey
Ik majboori Theek Nahi,

Jo Kahna Hai khul K Keh Do
Baat Adhoori Theek nahi,

Rozz Mohabbat Ho Jati hai
Chaltey phirty logon se,

Geet Adhoory Khwaab Adhoory
Ye mazdooi Theek Nahi,

Hum Mejfil Main Aye uon ja kar Peechy beth gye wo
Hum se doori achi hai par itni doori kheek nahi,

Koi heela koi bahana koi munasib raah nikaal
Mujh se aisy miltey rehna ghair zaroori Theek nahi,

Main Ney ussy Khaya To uss main behad Mithas thi

::::::INKSAARI::::::

Main ney ek din angoor ki bail par
Pather phemka to aik khosha Zameen pr gir gya
Main Ney ussy Khaya To uss main behad Mithas thi
Main ney bail se pucha Angoor main Mithas kesy peda ho gai
Angoor ki bail ney JAWAB diya Dhoop ki sakhti sabar se bardashat ki aor
Apna sir hamesha jhukay rakhaa iss tarha Mithas Khud Ba Khud mhuj main Rach bs gai..

Pather phemka to aik khosha Zameen pr gir gya.....

::::::INKSAARI::::::

Main ney ek din angoor ki bail par
Pather phemka to aik khosha Zameen pr gir gya
Main Ney ussy Khaya To uss main behad Mithas thi
Main ney bail se pucha Angoor main Mithas kesy peda ho gai
Angoor ki bail ney JAWAB diya Dhoop ki sakhti sabar se bardashat ki aor
Apna sir hamesha jhukay rakhaa iss tarha Mithas Khud Ba Khud mhuj main Rach bs gai..

Agar Dill na Detey To Jaan Jati......

Uss Shaks main baat hi Kuch aisi hai Wasi
Agar Dill na Detey To Jaan Jati

Lanat Hi Bhejj Detey Tm par:.D

Tere Jane k baad sirf itna sa gial Raha hum Ko WASI
To Palat kar Dekh jata To Lanat Hi Bhejj Detey Tm par:.D

Meri Wafaain use Kisi ka honey Nhi Dain gi

Apni Mohabbat Pe Faqat Itna Bhrosa hai
WASI
Meri Wafaain use Kisi ka honey Nhi Dain gi.

Koi Medical Or Scince k Bghair DOCTOR nhi ban Sakta

Koi Medical Or Scince k Bghair DOCTOR nhi ban Sakta
To Bghair Nimaaz k hum Kaise Muslaman Ho Saktey hain.....
Think About it Forever Plzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Koi Medical Or Scincek Bghair DOCTOR nhi ban Sakta...

Koi Medical Or Scince k Bghair DOCTOR nhi ban Sakta
To Bghair Nimaaz k hum Kaise Muslaman Ho Saktey hain.....
Think About it Forever Plzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ek Mohabbat ki Khatir Saara Jahan Bana Diya,

Bach na Saka KHUDA b Mohabbaton K Trazoo se
Ek Mohabbat ki Khatir Saara Jahan Bana Diya,

Bus itna jaan lo ek tum Se hum Ne MOhabbat ki ,,,

Ghum_o_Dukh K Ye Ishary Tum na Sajho gay
Jo Din Hum Ney Tumhry Bina Guzarey Tum Na Samjho Gay,

Tumhain Kaise Batain K Tum Hamary liye kya Ho
Samander ki Khani main kinarey Tum Na Samjho gay,

Bus itna jaan lo ek tum Se hum Ne MOhabbat ki
Hamarey Tootmey Ka Khel Pyarey Tum Na Samjho Gay,

Yaqeen karo PYAR ho ya Dosti.......

Torne K liye WADA kiya Nhi jata
Soch Samaj Kar Pyar Kiya Nhi jata,

Yaqeen karo PYAR ho ya Dosti
Agar DIL se Ki Ho To US K bina jiya Jata,

Kisi ko Dil main Basane K a Hosla na Hua,

Nazr ki Piyas Buhjane ja Hosla na hua...
Milly To lab Hilane ka hosla na hua,

pukaarti Hi Rhi Door Tak Usay Naztain
magar Zubaan Se Say Bhulane ka Hosla na hua,

lutty kuch aise Mohabbat main Hum phir ab tak
Kisi ko Dil main Basane K a Hosla na Hua,

Kash k iss Dhool Ka Koi Zarra ......

Bohat Muqadas hai Mere Pyare
NABI k Qadmon ki Dhool....

Kash k iss Dhool Ka Koi Zarra
Meri Qabar ki Zeenat ban jaey...

Lakin Ussy Aaj ta Na Bhula saka,

na Main pass us ko bhula Saka
Na main dill ju baat bta saka ,

Wo Hansi Hansi Hi mian chal diya
Main sirf Hath Bhiu na Milla Saka,

yon Hi sochata raha Door Tak
Magar usko Kuch na bata Saka,

Ye Muqaam hi tha Ajeeb Saa
K Mian Khud Ko Bhi Na bacha Saka,

Wo juda Huva To Kuch Is Tarha
koi Rasam tak na Nibha Saka,'

ussy jana tha Wo Chala Gaya
Lakin Ussy Aaj ta Na Bhula saka,

kya sukh paoo gey Hum se Khafa Ho kar .........

kya sukh paoo gey Hum se Khafa Ho kar

Aey "DOST"

Phool bhi sokh jatry hain Kantoon Se Judaa Ho kar.......

Ye soch kar Apni Har dua main Yaad Rakhna,

Ho Sake to Mujhe Hameysha yaad Rakhna
Dosti Ka Itna To Ehsaas Rakhna,

Tumhari Duaon Se Mill Jaey Shayed kamyabi Mujh ko
Ye soch kar Apni Har dua main Yaad Rakhna,

Hazaron Saal Jee Lety Jo tujh Se Pyar Na Karty...

Sapurd_e_khak Kar Dala teri aankhon Ki Masti ny
Hazaron Saal Jee Lety Jo tujh Se Pyar Na Karty....

Main iss qadar pyar kiya hain tmko,

Apni her saans me abad kiya hai tmko
meri jaan bohat yaad kiya hai tmko,

Meri zindgi main tm nahi to kuch bhi nhi
Main iss qadar pyar kiya hain tmko,

Phir Neend Bhala kab Aati hai,

jab Neend Se ankahin Bhojal Hoon
Or Apni ankh se Ojhal Hoon,

Phir Neend Bhala kab aati Hai
jab Dil main basny Waly Bhi,

Or Saath Main Hansne Waly Bhi
door kahin Wo basty Hoon,

Kisi Or ke Saath wo Hansty Hoon
Phir Neend Bhala kab aati hai,

jab Gham Ki Raat Andheri Ho
Or us mian yaad bhi teri ho,

Naa Dil Mian Koi Ujaala Ho
Phir Neend Bhala kab Aati hai,

Roz Roz Usy Paany Ki Khwahish na kar,-

KHUDA Ne Kaha

Apne Ghamon KI Numaish Na Kar
Apne Naseeb KI Numaish na Kar,

Jo Tera hai Wo Khud Chak K Tere Pass Aeyga
Roz Roz Usy Paany Ki Khwahish na kar,-

Sirf Mere Doston K Liye

Sirf Mere Doston K Liye

Mere KHUDA ne Bohat Nawaza Hai Mujh Ko Dost Se

"Aey Dost"

Meri Okaat Braber MIlta To Shayed "TUM" Na Milta

"Lakhon Ko Dost Banana koi bari Baat Nhi"

Lakhon Ko Dost Banana koi bari Baat Nhi

"Bari baat to Ye hai k Esa Dost banao Jo
tmhare Sath Us Waqat De jab Lakhon Tmhara
Mukhalif Ho"

Tera Husn Ab Bhi Pagal Kar Deta hai,

Mere Ishq Me Shayed koi Kami hui Ho
Tera Husn Ab Bhi Pagal Kar Deta hai,

Dil mera veraan hua to Harrat Kaisi
Hijar ka zehat to Darya ko bhi thal kar deta hai,

Ramazan Se Pehle He Eid Ho Gai.

Kesei Khushi Ki Deed Ho Gai.

Anhoni Thi Honi Naveed Ho Gai.

Zardari Ko Joota Ky Para London Main

Ramazan Se Pehle He Eid Ho Gai.

Aur is Tarhan Main Amar ho Jata.

Kaash Main Teri Haseen NAAK Ka Chooha Hota.

Tu Bari Chah Se Baray Maan Se Nikalti Mujhko.

Main Teri Unglion Main Sharma kar CHIPAK sa jata.

Tu jo Mujhe Apni unglion se Marora Karti.

Main tere Nakhoon May Latak Sa Jaata.

Phir Tu Apni Sahelion se CHUPATI Mujhko.

Main unko Dekh kar DARR sa Jata.

Tu Duniya se Chup kar Kahin CHIPKATI Mujhko.

Aur is Tarhan Main Amar ho Jata.

Kaash Main Teri Haseen Naak ka Chooha Hota.

Student: Hawai Gujjar.

Teacher: Agar Super Man Film Pakistan Mein Banti
To uska kya Naam Hota…..?

Student: Hawai Gujjar.

5)I am very selfish........

5 most undefined things of girls:

1)Tum na bohat wo ho
(now what the hell is ‘wo’) =))

2)Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their ‘umeed’) :/

3)Tum pehle jese nahi rahe (they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O

4)Sach batana,main kesi lag rahi hon
(do they really mean when they say ‘sach batana’) =D

5)I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say no dear u r not) :>

Agle Saal Pepsi Pe 5.Rs Kamm Karo’n …

Sar Ko Jhukao’n Zameen Pe
Aur Aankhei’n Mein Apni
Namm Karo’n
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Mere Baap Ki Tauba Jo
Agle Saal Pepsi Pe 5.Rs
Kamm Karo’n …

From
Mr. Ikram Sadiq
M.D Of Pepsi Pakistan …

Kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kardo?

Chief justice of Pakistan se appeal hy
k wo az khud notice lety hoe govt. of pakistan
se aik comeity bunwaeen.
0r ho sake to i.s.i. ya pak foj ki madad se ye maloom karen
k

Kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kardo?

“SHAHEED BENAZEER BHUTTO WATER PARK …”

PAKISTAN Ka Naya Naam

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“SHAHEED BENAZEER
BHUTTO WATER PARK …”

Naraz Ho Ge Tou Jaan Se Guzar Jaye’n Ge...

Tmhary Liye Kch B
Ker Jaye’n Ge

Naraz Ho Ge Tou
Jaan Se Guzar Jaye’n Ge
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Jtna Aish Krna Hy Kr
Lo Mere Dost
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Eid k Baad PEPESI Pe
5.Rs Barh Jaye’n Ge ..

Agar Pepesi Wali Baat Pata Chal Jati Tou,

Judge (Mujrim Ko Phansi
Ki Saza Sunaty Huey):
Koi Aakhri Khwaish ?

Mujrim : Jee
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Judge : Bolo

Mujrim:
Wo . . .

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Agar Pepesi Wali Baat
Pata Chal Jati Tou,

Faraz: mami mami aap k pass 35 paisy hain

Faraz: papa aap k pass 35 paisay hain.
Papa: nahi hain

Faraz: mami mami aap k pass 35 paisy hain
Mummi : nahi hain

Faraz: aapi aap k pass 35 paisay hain Aapi: nahi hain jao yahan say

Faraz: dadi aap k pass 35 paisay hain Dadi: 35 paisay to aaj kal nahi hotay

Faraz: lekin 35 paison ki to jazz ki call hoti ma apnay best friend ko call kar k puchoon ga k kis na kaha tha k pepsi pa 5 ropay kam kardo?

STUDENT. FIRE BRIGADE

Teacher.

Wo kon sa DEPARTMENT he jis men AURAT kam nahi kar sakti ?

STUDENT.
FIRE BRIGADE.

Teacher.
Q?

STUDENT
AURTON ka
kam AAG lagana hai Aag Bhujana nahi

Bhaiyon sehri ka waqt ho gaya hai uth jao.

1990 Dhol Wala:
Bhaiyon sehri ka waqt ho gaya hai uth jao.
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2010 Dhol Wala:
Night package walo jaag tou rahay ho Sehri kar k hi sona,

Magar is be’dard “wapda.”

Sharif itne thy K Kabhi Qameez k Button tak nahi Kholay..

“FARAZ”.

Magar is be’dard “wapda.”ne to

nargas bana diya.:-(

(kisne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupay kam krdo!)

Ap ko yad ho ga k aik wakt tha jb MOHAMMAD BIN QASIM ny aik aurat ki faryad p pora sindh occupy kr lya tha,

0r aj aik aurat poch poch k thak gae hai

(kisne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupay kam krdo!)

lekn k0i b us masum orat ki fryad nai sunta..
S0 Sad.

Wake up PAKISTAN

Main ne apna Farz pura kar diya…………!

Aaj
“TOM & JERRY”
ki Barsi hy

Unki YAD me plz.Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 “Cartoon”
ko zaroor SEND karo

Main ne apna Farz pura kar diya…………!!
Ab tm ye sms mje kr k cartoon wali hrkt mt krna

AAP K PASS 35 PAISAY HAIN.?

Kya koi mere sawal ka jawab day ga?
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Allah ki qasam pepsi wala nai hay

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bus yeh bta do k

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AAP K PASS 35 PAISAY HAIN.?

HINDU: Men Shama chahata hn

HINDU ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy
HINDU: Men Shama chahata hn
Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta ha lekin Uska baap nahi manta.

To maine ada kar di,

Maine MOLVI sahab se pucha mobile ki ZAKAT kya hai? Bole kuch nahi bas kuch faqiro ko SMS ker do,To maine ada kar di, aap mat karna faqir pe farz nahi hai.

Balochistan C.M

Breaking News
Balochistan C.M
Nawab Aslam Raeesani
Ne Zohar Ki Azaan Sun
Ker Roza Khol Dia
…Un Se Pucha Gaya Tou
Unho’n Ne Jawab Dia …
“Azan Azan Hoti Hy
Maghrib Ki Ho Ya Zohar
Ki …” =P

Akhir kaise gira meri jaib se woh 5 ka THEEPA.

YAAD ker ke or bhi takleef hoti hai WASI…

Akhir kaise gira meri jaib se woh 5 ka THEEPA.
( ‘,’)/ Oye Tenu
/)”) te nai
|_|_ labha..?

SHÅKÅL to dhul jaye gi…

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo,

Tumhari Qismat khul jaye gi.

Kismat na khuli to kya hua,

Kam se kam…

SHÅKÅL to dhul jaye gi…

500 ka balance tou dalwa do:-)

Kamzoor dil walay yeah msg na parhein na amal karein
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“DOST”
500 ka balance tou dalwa do:-)

Dont neglect anyone in life.”

“When snake is alive, Snake eat Ants.
When snake wounded,
Ants eat snake.
Time can turn at any time. Dont neglect anyone in life.”

MATHS starts with “zero”…

Precious Saying:
Dont fear for facing failure in the first attempt,
Because
even the successful MATHS starts with “zero”…

*Reerh ki had’di Mazboot rehti he.

“Beth kar pani peene k faidy! 1*Gurde khrab nahi hote.

2*Ghutne hamesha active rehte hen.

3*Reerh ki had’di Mazboot rehti he.

4*Dil k valv kabhi bnd nahi hote.

5*Brain kamzor nahi hota.

SAY BISMIALLAH BEFORE DRINK this is scientific research shared. HV A GR8 TIME.

The winner wil lose the thrill of victory,

“If the loser keeps his smile,

The winner wil lose the thrill of victory,,,!!!”

You will feel Happy Even if you are Alone.

‘Never Search your Happiness in Others,
It will make you Alone,
but Search it in Yourself,
You will feel Happy Even if you are Alone.

Imtehan leti hay phir Sabaq deti hay.

“zindagi Teacher sy zyada sakht hoti hay”
kyun k
Teacher pehlay Sabaq deta hay phir Imtehan leta hy
Jab k zindagi pehlay Imtehan leti hay phir Sabaq deti hay.

If u can’t walk! “Crawl.”

iF u can’t fly! “Run.”
If u can’t run! “Walk.”
If u can’t walk! “Crawl.”
But keep moving towards ur goal..
“Adolf Hitler”

A parrot speaks but cant fly high,

Dont b a parrot in life,
be an Eagle. A parrot speaks but cant fly high,
but an Eagle is silent & has the willpower to sky v

Its better than ‘showing it

Fantastic lines
If u love someone
‘show it’
its better than
‘telling it’
If u hate someone,
‘tell it’
its better than
‘showing it

SMS Doesn’t Only Mean:

SMS Doesn’t Only Mean:

Short Messaging Service.

But It Also Means:

Some Moments Shared

With Loved Ones Like You.

SIM Ki Abbreviation Kya Hai?

Aapko Mobile Use Karty Huye Kafi Arsa Hogaya Hoga.

Aur Ye Bhi Pata Hoga K Mobile Main SIM Lagti Hai.

To Kya Aap Ye Bata Sakty Hain K SIM Ki Abbreviation Kya Hai?

S = Subscriber
I = Identity
M = Module

Aray Baba SORRY Means:

SORRY.

Don’t get confused, Aray Baba SORRY Means:

S-> Some,
O-> One Is,
R-> Really,
R-> Remembering
Y-> You.

Have A wonderful day.

BLESSING Means:

BLESSING Means:

B- Begin you day with.
L- Love in your heart.
E- Expect blessings.
S- Share goodness.
S- Shine like the sun.
I- Inspire some one.
N- Never forgot that.
G- God is with you all time.

Do u know What is the Meaning of HAPPY.

Happy
Happy
Happy
Happy

Do u know What is the Meaning of HAPPY.

H- Hum
A- Aapko
P- Pal
P- Pal
Y- Yaad Karty Hain.

KITKAT: Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand:

KITKAT: Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.

PERK: Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss.

MUNCH: Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug!

So Think before giving chocolate to any one.

A simple “SALAM” Can Be So Sweet:

A simple “SALAM” Can Be So Sweet:

S: Sada Khush Raho

A: Abaad Raho

L: La-Zawal Urooj Dekho

A: Arzuain Puri Hon

M: Mujhe Dua Main Yaad Rakhna

So SALAM 2 ALL.

Fuck OFF means:

Fuck OFF

Yes fuck off
ooh! Don’t get the wrong meaning.

Fuck OFF means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..

3G- Third Generation

SIM- Subscriber Identification Module

CDMA- Code Division Multiple Access

GSM- Global System for Mobile

GPRS- General Packet Radio Service

EDGE- Enhanced Data rates For GSM Evolution

3G- Third Generation

SMS- Short Messaging Service

MMS- Multimedia Messaging Service

Revised editi0n of d dicti0nary tc bye

Revised editi0n of d dicti0nary
tc bye= shut up n gt l0st

ahan= m so n0t intrested

hmm= y r u teling me dis

lol= i hv abs0lutely n0thng else to say
=P ;->

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…
Have A wonderful day…

youn Tera Ahtram karte Hain.

Yad Karte hain tuje Kar K WAZU
youn Tera Ahtram karte Hain.

par Ek baat To Bataow K Kiss ne Kaha Tha ?

Mere Mehboob Ne Kaha k Muje BirthDay Wish Kar Do,



Main kaha Wo main kar Deta hun

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par Ek baat To Bataow K Kiss ne Kaha Tha

PAPSI Pe Rs.5 kam kar do?

Main kaha Wo main kar Deta hun

Mere Mehboob Ne Kaha k Muje BirthDay Wish Kar Do,



Main kaha Wo main kar Deta hun

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par Ek baat To Bataow K Kiss ne Kaha Tha

PAPSI Pe Rs.5 kam kar do?

Apni Tabeer k Chakr main Mera Jagta Khwab

Roz Taron ki Numaish me khalal parta hai ,
Chand Pagal hai Jo Andhere main Nikal parta hai,

Ek Diwana Musafir hai Meri Ankhon mian
Waqat nhi Waqat thehar jata hai Chal Parta hai,

Apni Tabeer k Chakr main Mera Jagta Khwab
Roz Suraj Ki tarha Ghar Se Nikal parta hai,